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Introduction - coming right up...

How's it going? I'm a illustration major at Ringling school of Art and Design. I was a graphic artist for 12 yrs before I gave it up to go back to school. I found FUBAR back in December from a link a friend sent me. I'm pretty laid back, and very sarcastic so I guess I'll fit right in now that I've decided to start commenting.

Shut the fuck up you retard.
First, you're worthless to begin with and have no right to be flaming other newbies.

Second, you did a shit-ass job of flaming.

Third, I didn't see anything wrong with his introduction. It was more informative than most of the other worthless drivel you fuck-sticks post, and he didn't mention coming to the site because of that dumb whore, Lohan.


puckdewd: All I have to say to you is don't assume you'll fit in. Assuming only makes an ass of you and me.

He seems okay in my book. *thumbs up*

P.S. People who mispell names on the internet are cool. Isn't that right, JSD?

I have no idea what you're talking about, Fox.

Anyhooter ... the "dewd" thing kinda bugs me, but that's the only gripe I have with this guy so far. I reserve judgement for a later date.

I don't think we're giving enough credit here. After the sheer volume of mind numbing first posts we've had lately, this one actually meets all the requirements.

Congratulations on not fucking it up, Puckdewd.

I suggest you grab yourself an avatar - maybe use one of your illustrations.

You don't QUITE fit...maybe if I drop a cinder block on your head it'll help.

Either way, it will make me smile. That's all that matters.

For what it's worth, which is very little,(despite my post count, I'm still very much a newbie. I think maybe after a month I'll be a tiny bit closer to not being a newbie.) I think you're pretty cool. Wait for bligityblah and UncleMao though. They might give you a better idea of how everything is going to fit together.

As long as he draws naked chicks in various stages of getting fucky. As everybody knows I'm a sucker for nice artwork.

I think that might satisfy Bligs' desires as well. Maybe he could even make it look like communist propaganda porn. It could be a new artform. The best of both worlds?

UncleMao, now you know why I came to art school - just so I can be around naked women all day long!

Moe Syzslak, so what you are saying is I need a cinder block dropped on my head to lower my intelligence to fit in around you?

JustSumDude, it's ok that the "dewd" bothers you... the "Sum" in your name reminds me of a really lame joke about Chinese food, but I won't hold that against you.

God damnit...

I had such high hopes for you too...

Oh well.

Damn I'm all broken up about that Sampson...

Yes ... please don't hold things against me. I don't know you that well.

The "Sum" in my name was put there only for the reason that JustSomeDude looked weird to me smooshed together like that. I dunno ... lame reason, but that's why I done did it that way. Plus, people who spell things wrong on the internet are kewl!

Wrong, cumstain.

I need a cinderblock dropped on your head so that your skull swells, bursts, and bleeds. You faint. You croak. You expire. More oxygen for me.

Aww Moe, it's comments like that that make me all warm and fuzzy inside! I thought that Oxygen channel was for women though? Whatever floats your boat I guess...

Beyond lame.