Well here goes. I'm 21, I like drinking Jim Beam. I listen to metal, play guitar, draw, etc. I'm ready to be harassed by a bunch of shut-ins..starting now

I pass on this loser. There's nothing I can say that can make him feel any more pathetic than he already is.

If any of you want to make the world a better place, send him $5 and a shiv so he can pay a hobo to stab him in the kidneys.

While you guys do that, better mail him a razor so he can shave his mullet and slash his wrists if he needs the $5 to himself for herpes medication

Props: Beam. Having some balls.

But Seriously: Thanks for caring enough to type three whole sentences. Joe Mammary is one of the dumbest names I've seen. Right up there with Penis really. No location. You should have prepared yourself to be harrased by some more sophisticated folks like myself - not everyone who uses the internet is a fat, pasty, sweaty, eyeglasses wearing, zit-covered freak so don't draw conclusions from your mother.

Verdict: You may live but should be framed for child molestation, (assuming you're not into the real thing)sent to prison, and be forced serve at the whim of your 325 lb. cellmate in between rapes and beatings.

Is that your new thing, giving "props"

I've been using the "props/but seriously/verdict" format a bit and am liking it...helps me organize my sadistic thoughts.

organizational skills are the key to success

big tits don't hurt either

I wish I had big tits ...

I'd never leave the house