So...google news has this function at the bottom that shows web articles...and this popped up

How to solve boob problems

So my question is...is this really a problem?

I have no problem with boobs.

The last Four, absolutely.


They do get a little itchy on occasion, but I think its probably because of clothing choices.

Yeah, my ass gets itchy too if I don't have my fine silk drawers on. Of course, there is likely more hair on my arse than on the typical rack??

Chicks definitely take the cake when it comes to body neurosis.

I will speak for a girl I once knew, in the biblical sense.

Her left boob was a B cup. Her right boob was a D cup. The second she took off her bra she immediately became self-conscious and started blathering on about how weird they made her feel. If she had just kept her mouth shut I probably wouldn't have noticed. Not at first at least. Maybe around the third or forth time we banged I would have. And I still wouldn't have cared.

I just want every chick on this site to know.

If they want to show me their tatas and go over what all is wrong I guarantee I will point out where they are wrong.

It's Cosmo, they have to keep churning out this chick babble. I guess I've seen enough boobs to know they come in all shapes and sizes, so I'm not concerned about my own.

Really? What are they like?

I find once chicks pop out a kid, their fretting over their boobs and their bodies in general goes down, relatively speaking. They just move into "acceptance" mode. Not universally, but generally speaking.

The squishy boobs are not my cup of tea.

My ex would experience this before her period. For a week one boob would grow and be at least a cup size bigger. It just meant that it would get more attention because I wasn't worried about playing boob favourites.