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Animal lovers be warned - this report is not for the squeamish.

Abel Aguirre, 38, of Chelsea was convicted yesterday of animal cruelty for having sex with his roommate’s rabbit, the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office said. He faces up to 2 years in the House of Correction and a $2,500 fine at sentencing today.

Aguirre assaulted the rabbit June 1, 2008, district attorney spokesman Jake Wark said. Aguirre’s roommate told investigators she came home and found blood and clumps of rabbit fur on the bathroom floor and a claw belonging to the bunny. In Aguirre’s room, she found a used condom with rabbit fur on it. The rabbit was injured and bleeding.

“My jaw hit the floor,” one juror said about the disturbing testimony. The rabbit has died, but not of its injuries, Wark said.


And the comments HERE are worth reading. Some of them, at least.
rick
"Ladies, think very seriously before you have a guy roommate. If he can’t fuck you, he may fuck whatever else you have in the house."
BDub
That was one of my favorites too.
UncleMao
Who reamed Jessica Rabbit?
Lupuss
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
nun
So she's pregnant, right?

(Okay, the rabbit always died during the more primitive pregnancy testing procedure so that's a bit of a misnomer.)
Colorless
From now on, he'll forever be known as Humper.
UncleMao


We find the defendant not guilty, your honour.
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