These are obviously going to spread around the web faster than the newest set of Vanessa Juggins nudes...

Miley's 9, yes 9 year old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 Club in Hollywood last night.

So many things wrong with this. Can't form sentences.

On a stipper pole?




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Edit...just found out about a controversial video of Noah on the red carpet a while ago...I never heard about this until just now, but apparently there was a huge internet outcry about her outfit...

"Noah Cyrus, who also calls herself Noie, and her friend Emily Reeves walked down the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event, wearing tiny pink Juicy Couture bathing suits and clutching handbags."

Not posting the video, but here is a screen cap...


You pedos can go hunt it down for yourselves.

I think I'm gonna hurl.

If that sickens you, during my research for this post, I found that both Noah and Emily have Twitter accounts and Noah has over 83k followers.

Yes, a 9 year old girl is being followed by over 83k people.



Emily only has 7300 followers, much more respectable for a 9 year old. /sarcasm

What.
The.
Fuck.

Are you people following them hoping for scandalous Twitpics?

Why go through all the trouble? Just ring Justin.

She just got a bird. They start so young these days.

Oh, and those outfits aren't so bad for 9 year olds... just not @ such an event. Kids that age wear shite like that @ the beach, in their back yards, etc, etc. all the time.

Certain parents are just sad, however.

Doesn't count unless she is wearing clear heels.

I'm amazed none of you pervs guessed it was a fire pole. She is obviously looking up to the brave firefighters who risk their lives daily.

And here is where I would have shopped in her looking up at the junk of the Fireman stripper from my ex's bacheloret party. That guy could have clubbed her like a seal. Noah.....and maybe my ex.

Too young Ryan, right?

I believe Ryan would go with ... too old.

I agree with Rick - the outfits aren't scandalous - what IS scandalous is the fact their parents let them go to that event dressed like that!! I mean is there goal to have little Paris Hiltons??

http://twitter.com/sockington

You need to go outside, and no, I'm not talking about the cat.

Just making a point.

judging by the extremely small miniskirt Miley was wearing at the Teen Choice Awards, perhaps Noah & her friend got those pink dresses from Mileys closet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlnbftPw1YA


uhhhh.......

Just creepy and wrong. All around creepy and wrong.

God I hope you die screaming.



As for the whole stripper pole thing - meh. She's running around on stage with friends and doing normal kid shit. It's not like she jumped, wrapped her legs around it, and slid upside down.

I agree, just seemed like kids playing around with what was available.

See that's the problem, you guys aren't sexualizing it like the media does.