About two weeks ago a black couple moved in about three units down....

Like the 2nd day in I said hello to them as I walked to my car, and it was at this time that they approached me and starting to introduce themselves. I thought nothing of it and even thought they were pretty nice people at first. Then the problems began. The very next day I hear a knock at the door; it's the female of the two, and she askes me if I had 5 dollars to spare, and I whom has a very strict personal policy about not giving money out to panhandlers; refused. Oh! She told me this sob story about how she needed to go to the hospital and that she couldn't afford the taxi fare..Anyways, so for like the first time in my life, I keeled over and just gave her the damn 5 dollar bill. She never paid me back.

About 5 days later she knocks on my door again, and guess what she wanted; another 5 bucks. This time however I said no, and stood by it. Now this bitch is knocking on everybody's door asking for money like every other day. (not that I care about my other neighbors, but it pisses me off anyways) Now, about a couple of hours ago while I was having SUCH a good time in the FC thread, I hear another knock. Guess who? It's that stupid ape-bitch asking for a loaf of bread. That's it. I can't take it anymore. This used to be such a nice little neighborhood until these apes moved in next door. I mean I actually used to leave the front door wide open during the day to let the house cool down; nobody ever bothered me. Now I'm actually looking out the peep hole before I go outside so I don't "run" into them. It's not that I'm scared of them or anything like that, it's just that every time I encounter them it involves some type of request for something on their part. THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO LEAVE, And they have to leave ASAP or I will lose my mind.

So I ask, what would be a fun and efficient way to get rid of these people? I thought about just slipping a note that said "go away niggers" in their mailbox, but I don't think that will work too good. I need something better.

Please help.

If someone gives me some good advice and it works I promise to go back into hibernation mode again.

EDIT: Nothing illegal!

I thought you were leaving?

*confused*

If they piss off enough of the neighbours by constant begging I'm sure there will be complaints to the landlord soon enough. Maybe you should stick anonymous notes in everybody's mailbox about 'those' neighbours constant pestering ways and get the ball rolling.

You should leave there too...while you're leaving here. You didn't get enough attention in FC you have to troll now?

Tell them a Job Fair is gonna take place on the property.

No, no, no, no. This is not a joke or a quest for attention of any kind. This is an actual problem I'm going through right now. I just want to find a way to get rid of these people before I snap and tell them off, which we know what will bring; their 300 lb nephew Tyrone coming to my front door with a shank.

I need to avoid that.

dammit that was my next piece of advice.

John McCain '08 sign. Gets 'em every time.

Bit racist, even from you Cuban.

If they were white would you have the same problem?

Give them your computer. At least you won't post here anymore.

Won't solve you problem, but it sure will save ours.

If they were white they wouldn't be constantly begging stuff off him now, would they?

ZING!

Go to there door and ask for $5.

Joshwa has a point stucco.

They aren't black, they're Loch Ness Monsters.

God you're an idiot.

I liked it better when you were leaving.

You want some advice? Stop being such a douchebag bigot and treat them like human-fucking-beings. Even if they are shitheads for begging from neighbors, surely you can find some way to deal with them, diplomatically, without resorting to "leave here, niggers" idiocy.

Black > Cuban


You should move out for the betterment of the community.

I found both of these links useful...

http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/people/h...-bad-neighbors/
http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/people/h...neighbors-help/

Really dude? This is what you attention whoring has come to? Seriously?

Let it go man, there are other people here who do the racist schtick much better than you. It's not your forte, just let it go.

I understand you're upset that you made an ultimatum and no one care, but this is just getting silly. Are you trying to save face after your Jerry Maquire episode? Or do you just enjoy the attention of believing you're TJNR's black sheep?

Anyone got $5.00 I can borrow?

That's it, that's what I'm going to do.

I hope you get shot.

in the face.

Repeatedly.

With Fire.

How does someone get shot with fire? You mean like with a flame thrower?

I actually felt bad for you Cubanman for the pounding you were getting from Mao. So much so that I almost intervened.

Then I read this topic.

Goodbye.


You can clearly dish out the hate, but you can't take it directed at you.

Fuck you. Have a nice shitty life. Racist.

Jusus, he's not a racist. He is just trying to be LIKE Mao...moments after bitching about racist comments about him. He's a poser douche nozzle trying on a jock strap that will never fit no matter how many socks he stuffs inside. A wanna be racist. Live with your mediocrity or kill yourself.

I'll concede the point, but argue it doesn't matter! A douche is a douche.

Why are you so mean to me Clare?

EDIT: Oh, and I'm not a racist. I just think there is a difference between a "nigger" and a "black man/woman."

Example:

Morgan Freeman: Black man. (cool with me)
Flavor Flave: Nigger. (not cool with me)

Needless to say; my neighbors are niggers.

That about covers it.

Are you saying you're like the only one in the world that likes Flavor Flav?

He's got a point though, Flavour Flavour is a total nigger

Cubanman is neighbors with Flavor Flav?

You know the funny part? Niggers come in white too... and yellow, and green etc.

You, Cubanman, are a filthy fucking nigger.

Wow, touche.

Oh Oh Oh Oh!.............. so are you saying that our lovable Celtic pets are beggars!
The Loch Ness Monster is very shy and retiring I'll have you know.
Polite even.

Like all us Celts.

Here's hoping UncleMao makes you cry like a little baby again.

First Nessie sighting is 7th century AD. Scotland becomes dominated by Gaelic culture by 10th century. Conclusion; Nessie is a Pict. He is a Pict and he hates you Celtic bastards.

lol a cuban making fun of negritos, what would be next?

Pop culture reference for Grampa

Ha!



A Mexican making fun of a Cuban!



lolol







Best nun post evar.

We have tons of jokes already. That's why I asked this character what kind of cuban he was, but he hasn't been kind enough to answer the question.

Supongo que ni siquiera habla español.

Because ALL black people have guns.

fixt

Can I officially request that we have UncleMao unleash hell on Cubanman so he cries like the little sissy bitch he is until he leaves?

They do on TV so it must be true.

Black people with bass guitars > Cuban pedophiles