Hello. I used to be on the old boards but had probably 2 or 3 posts. Uhh i like tits and ass and poon. Thats what i look at most of the day. Occasionally ill see a movie or two.

I really hope that av is some kind of a joke.

This seems to be the catchphrase that identifies all of f.u.b.a.r's uniquely gifted mental athletes.

Step 1. Identify yourself as a lame ex-lurker
Step 2. Share the brilliance of the posts you had (often less than 5)
Step 3. Unravel completely
Step 4. Bask the aura of your gross spasticity and retardation.

Find a cause that'll sponsor you stupid ass. There are plenty of them. Bono works hard to help moron-goloids like you. Appear on TV to drool and smile goofily, applauding with your polio ridden hands. That's about all the love you're going to get on your short time on this Earth. Oh yeah, and die. That'll up the sympathy vote for you by leaps.

No sympathy, just die.

For you, I think we take an industrial sized cheese grater, start from your left hand....I say you're dead before I grate off your elbow.