I have a problem lasting through multiple seasons of a reality show. Survivor? Yeah, I got bored with it when they started their second season. The Real World? I was able to watch New York, San Francisco, London and Miami and then I burned out on it.

After the first season of American Idol I was pretty much turned off by it. I can barely name any of the former performers from past shows much less last season. However, the promos for the show were all about some stupid chick who couldn't sing but decided to audition in her bikini.

Meh.

The buzz today, though, is on Casey Carlson who, if she were to sing in her bikini, I would be absolutely mesmerized. She seems cute and she knows how to match her boots with her outfit (check out her site for that one)



Then again, women singing to me throw me into a sexual panic and scare me. I'd still wrestle her, though.

How do you feel about that, Seacrest?

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I really want to see the bikini girl audition.

YouTube is really cracking down on distribution of American Idol videos. You can at least check that chick out here: http://www.bikinigirlonamericanidol.com

Here's a preview of it which hasn't been ripped down yet by Fox...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDvYZOc_6K0



...and here's the full thing hosted by someone other than YouTube.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x80v2v_ka...n-of-love_music

She's okay. I do agree that the judge's version wasn't any better.

I knew there was something about her when I saw her last night.


After seeing these, I can honestly say that bikinigirl has nothing on Casey.
And Casey can actually sing.

.... at least as well as any other Idol wannabe.

Watching the dailymotion clip the only things that came to my mind were

• At least that new judge actually sang rather than just bitch
• I want to smack Paula Abdul around with a fish
• Whenever I hear that fucking 'Seacrest, out!' I think he's talking about his sexuality

ZING! (from eight years ago)

That is not Casey, that is Katrina Darrell.

BikiniGirl:
"I'm going to make out with Ryan after I get my golden ticket.
I've already picked out the names for our kids. "

Ryan Seacrest:
"Sorry BikiniGirl, but making out with you would be against the rules! "

I thought this exchange warranted further investigation.

Sure enough, it is against Ryan's rules.
From the Gay 10 Commandments:

So yeah, I suppose that rule would apply in this case.



*disclaimer - despite the tone of this forum, this poster intends no offense towards openly gay readers.*

Closeted gay readers, on the other hand, can feck off. To thine own self be true!