Hell, that's all you found?



Pez, I'm not going to lie. I've never liked you or your posts and I will wager that you have never liked me or mine. Fine. But you know what? At least you used to be original and even, on rare occasions, funny. Boy how times have changed.

In case you have missed it, you have become a caricature of yourself. A waste of time. Useless and irrelevant. For all your holier-than-thou ramblings about originality, contributions to the board and substantive content, you have now become that which you claim to despise: A one trick pony.

I actually took you off of ignore and reviewed the recent history of your posts. All you seem to be capable of doing these days is starting meaningless fight clubs. To begin with, they are not even good topics. This simple fact pales in comparison to just how stale, trite and boring your "flames" have become.

To illustrate, let me summarize (& Paraphrase) a few of your "original" Fight Club entries for you:

You are gay: 28 times (The pez doth protest too much, methinks)
You are a lesbian: 4 times
You are stupid: 6 times
You suck: 5 times
You are a Nigger: 1 time (Only once? I'm so proud)
You are a Chink: 2 times
You are a Spic: 4 times
You are poor: 2 times
You are retarded: 3 times
You have a small penis: 3 times
You have weak sauce: 4 times
You are a loser: 3 times
You are lame: 3 times
You can't spell: 2 times (This one cracks me up, considering)
You are a post whore: 5 times
Your stuff is worthless: 8 times (Are you the yardstick for worthiness?)
My stuff is far superior: 5 times (I beg to differ)
Aulds suck: 3 times
Women are dumb: 3 times
Fuck you: 4 times

Aw fuck it, I give up. Even the list is boring and unoriginal. My point is made.

Unlike you seem so fond of doing, I'm not even going to pretend to know who you are or what you are. I don't care if you are gay or straight. I couldn't care less if you are a Chink, Nigger, Spic, Wop, Mick, Kike or Cracker. I won't pretend to know if you were breast or bottle-fed. I will not assume that you are a lonely introvert, living in his mother's basement, who sees the internet as a blessed release for your pent up frustrations and inadequacies. Nor will state that the anonymity of posting in a community forum allows you the freedom to rebel against the little girl inside you just aching to get out. Although I have my opinion, I don't even care if you are a genius or an idiot.

All I DO know, is that I am sick you and your pointless bitching. You claim to be the TJNR conscience. The only one who says what everyone else is thinking. The sole judge of what is good and bad and who has worth in this community and who does not.

I call bullshit and I call you a hypocrite.

Say what you want about porn, comics, music, video games, etc., 92% of the members here are lurkers and come for that kind of stuff. What have you contributed to that? Say what you want about Colorless, J-Mah, KVL, Ryancook, Uncle Mao, etc., but they contribute the things that make this place work. You can piss and moan about the toothless auld bastards that run this place, but they are the ones who provide you the podium from which enrich all of our lives with your original thoughts and pearls of wisdom. OK, that last part was sarcasm. When was the last time you did either?

Don't get me wrong, most of the time I post something not of my own creation, but something I found elsewhere that I thought the people may or may not find interesting. Hell, sometimes I post stuff just to amuse myself. But unlike you, I don't go around saying my stuff is great and everyone else's is shit. Again, I call bullshit and I call you a fucking hypocrite. You have now become one of those boring, bitter, sad little twits on VH1's "Best Week Ever". You know, the d-listers who owe their very existence and whatever career they have left to running around, annoyingly nipping at the heels of the very people they make fun of. Media gadflies. Leeches.

Me? I'm just a man who likes to pass some time here, checks out the music, chats a little bit, reads some of the posts and contributes things that happen to catch my eye. I've never claimed to be anything different. But you, what happened to you? You have become a caricature of yourself.

Its called the li... oh ....

This should be fun. Reading his posts is like reading an LOLcat.

Yes. You can has cheezburger.

Follow up PM 2 Feb 3(And people say I don't try)


Reposted for those who missed it the first time. Since this fucking nimrod likes to cry foul at people falsely accusing him of doing stuff. Let his own BS bury him in it.

Yes people, it IS A PM log. He is THAT full of himself.

Making fun of Pez now is getting ridicules.

Abraham Lincoln, (attributed) 16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

Pez is and always has been a caricature. Some online persona dreamed up by a Mid-Western city kid. Amusing at times, almost constantly irritating, but always a contrived existence.

And that my friends shall be his demise. Many of us take our natural personalities and expound them onto the web. We over-indulge in passions, our pet peeves, our self depreciation and our overly excited sense of self worth. Pez however has tried to create an individual that would exist in no cultured society. And truth be told, he just can't keep it up (pun intended).

Maybe he's gone beyond the brink of being able to wrest it back in. Maybe he feels that the only way he can now relate to this board is to get up and put on his Pez mask; because the man behind the mask is a non-existent entity as far as most are concerned here.

As ConMan pointed out, there was a time when you were fresh, comically interesting, and added a spark (however destructive) to the forum.

Now, you are a bad joke that has been told one too many times. Shame we never had an opportunity to meet the man behind the mask.

Stewie Eamon Pez is dead. Long live Steve.

Maybe he can reinvent himself all over again like Madonna? I don't know what to suggest for him. Maybe he should start drinking Kabala water too.

Oh come now, the kid has some jabs left in him still. I am sure he has more material other than constantly insinuating me and JSS are doing the homo dance. Or retaliating to a amusing insult with "yeah well you are gay/dumber than me/boring".

I honestly beleive he might not fall into the cycle of redundancy that Eamon fell into.

Quit being so gay. Is JSS blowing you right now?

Nah, he already left. Said he had a meeting in the morning or something.

...
so, which one of you cries before the orgrasms?

Very homosexual.

This whole thread is a homosexual chat service.

as usual, ekeuper is 95% right...

the only thing he missed is that the audience is partially to blame...

i cant be funny when everyone takes shit so personally...when everyone is so full of themselves that they cant be challenged, i come off as a huge disruptive asshole...my internet personality is making fun of your internet personality...some people, mods included, dont like that...

so i am constantly having to fight dickheads that dont get the joke...making me defensive, and really really boring, cause i am repeating the same shit everyday...


unclemao thinks he got me cause he posted some PMs...why the fuck would i put somehting in a PM that i wouldnt expect you to post...of course i am full of myself...thats my gig...

and kvl can go suck off jss...crying pity that someone is making fun of you...FUCK YOU...its a two way street...if you stop changing my sig, i would stop changing it to make fun of you...for the record, it was fun with it was just jss...


i dont want to get to know anyone on a personal level...i am not going to come in here, posting about how my fucking day went...i dont care about your day, why the fuck am i going to bore you with mine...


me fighting the same people that post the same shit every day gets ld...it gets so old, JUST LAST NIGHT, i PMed ted, telling him i was going to chill from posting, the schtick had gotten old...

so thanks conman for once again pointing somehting out that someone else already wrote...

Was that a tap out?



And I actually thought the start of the Uncle Mao thread was funny, until pez got defensive then like all pez threads it ended up sucking.

But I care Pez! I care! I want to know how your fucking day went. Eamon was not a douche, and even stewie did great things, like a rap and things cool like that.

Usually that means skare is in the conversation no?

Is there anyone you don't like, ivan?

Yes, there alot of people I don't like. Like Kev, and mmm Ragnarok they are lovers, and God cries when gay people kiss. Nah I think gay people are ok, so, mmm I guess I like everybody, damn you woman, you totally saw trough me

Its part of your Fes like charm.

This shit blows.

Can we go back to razzing Wastlander for misspelling Demonoid or something?

Wastelander is no more.

Eh? When did this happen.


I'm actually going to mis...


Wait, no, I really couldn't care less.




As far as this whole Pez vs. a majority of the board thing goes, all I have to say is meh. Pez is a dick, blah blah blah, everyone needs to quit making a million threads about it, blah blah blah, no really - another thread?, blah blah blah.

Re: Wastelander. Nothing official like permaban. He just gave up because he was a pussy.

No, that only happens when you mention my name and try to be cool about it.
now get back to the outfield.

pez is like rain...you hate it when its around all the time, but dammit, we all need it from time to time.


Especially this crowd

I'm a shortstop dammit!!!

Actually i think his services were tapped in the Grid project. They needed him because he was so instrumental in creating the internets.

since most of the board was too stupid to get the joke in the first place, let me explain why its not funny anymore...


tjnr is like a room full of young adults with down syndrome...i can make fun of all the retards in the room, and only the smart ones (IQ's just above 67) understand half of what i'm are saying, and they laugh (they really most likely laugh because they just accedentally stuck their finger in their ass, but i'll take a laugh where ever i can get one)...

but eventually, all the tards get grumpy, because they have the attention span of around 5 min., and they all being to simultaniously bear hug me with their crazy, rib cracking strength...at that point, it no longer becomes fun for me to make fun of them, so i leave the room...


i think that about sums it up

Permaban? no

He just left...

Translation:
me mighti zep! Ubey maaaa authoritaaah, dagnabbit greengo! *footstomp* *lolly cry*
just beecause i spended all ma moneys on donkey sex and evens trade maaa shift key to fudgepoke a nicaraguan post op split-wurst fauxgirl, donts mean i no brilliant genius comic.

Seeum here, homes. you is no brown smut cholo if you no laugh at maaa 67 iq mexican phd-level funnys. i is a fuzking laugh riot godfannidammit! *wacaca* *oo oo* *chi chi chicano*

i tolds you before mang. i gots two things in this world - ego and mi asshole and thems is not gonna fit no zimmer frame. you is all boring..

worship my genios mang!!!11 *footstamp* *dope baby crying* you want a war then say hello to my little fren! try this for size bitchs!

i run away!

again

In summation the conversation thus far goes:

Zep: look. i am an unfunny dumbfuck
Us: We agree.
Zep: No wait. You dont understand...

It's like me saying that he tries too hard, and that I'm sad?

Wonders how long it took Uncle Mao to type in retard?

Baby, trust me. You dont want to know.

"Gas cap" and "beverage" are not associated cognitively together by normal people. With good reason.

*hick!*

I feel like stealing hubcaps

... Twice.

With nooddles.

i keep typing a response here...

but i just dont have it in me any more...

if unclemao's stuff is funny to everyone, i have no chance...

Wait? You were trying to be funny?

SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!.............You fucks (Sampson, NuN, DEAN, KVL, J-mah, etc...) DON'T READ!!!!!


Not a God-fucking ONE OF YOU!!!!...Son of a bitch!!!......You self-important, self-congratulating twats skip VOLUMES of text just to feed your half-witted and brain-dead retorts!...I mean, NO WONDER you all suffer from Napoleon complex, you read only what you think will justify/feed/excuse your mindless drivel...You lot have done the seemingly impossible!!!!...You have ALL validated PEZ-ANT!!!!!....


Oh, and ZOT?....That's not rain...I'm pissing on your head....



And Ted is a bloody eejit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....



:end....

So who else loves cake?

Chocolate Cake.

Who doesn't?

Not a big fan of cake. I prefer a nice pie or pudding over cake.

what about cakes that are sub-species of cakes? Like cookie cake or ice cream cake? I LOVE COOKIE CAKE.

umm, now you're on to something. I good cookie cake is hard to beat. But isn't it really just a big cookie, and not a cake? And who doesn't like cookies?

I don't about the rest of you fuckers, but I know I enjoy a good Angelpie every now and again.

What the hell is a cookie cake? I have had cakes with cookie crumble on top, but what exactly makes it a cookie cake?

I love the oreo ice cream cakes. So fricking good.

That's a cookie cake. It's nothing but like a giant Chocolate chip cookie decorated for a birthday, etc. Usually about the size of a medium pizza, 12 inches or so. They are awesome.

what? they don't make cookie cake up north? No joke, are you serious? IT'S DELICIOUS. It really is a GIANT cookie.


as for what seperates it from big cookie and cake, it would be the frosting on top that defines it as a cake.

I love quinceañeras cake!!