http://www.johndiesattheend.com
Came across this site in a rare clicking of a banner ad. Guy put his entire book online, along with selling it via the usual sources.
Think the TV Show supernatural with more dick jokes.
Already has been picked up as a movie idea by the mind behind Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep.
This sucked up all my free time in the past week, and actually had me in tears laughing out loud. He has the start of his sequel online and have started going thru that.
Full Version: Jon dies at the end
Very good so far. I've gotten through the prologue so far, and I'll definitely keep reading.
"I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side."
^Now that's what I like in my literature...
"I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side."
^Now that's what I like in my literature...
QUOTE(SomeoneDifferent @ May 13 2008, 01:06 AM) 
Very good so far. I've gotten through the prologue so far, and I'll definitely keep reading.
"I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side."
^Now that's what I like in my literature...
"I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side."
^Now that's what I like in my literature...
But the best was the line right after that.
"I turned back to John and said, That door cannot be opened."
A throw back to the classic text based adventure? I would have never noticed that, had you pointed it out.
I think more likely he wasn't ever going to touch a penis.
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