Megan
Dec 30 2007, 07:44 PM
Are there tv shows dedicated to truck drivers.
I am being completely serious with this thread. I want to know everything that can only happen in [The United States of] America. No haters please. I love [The United States of] America and there's really so many things that you can only experience if you live in [The United States of] America. Others can complain about all the bad things but no one goes out of their way to talk about the good things, except overpatriotic god fearing rednecks...
Sooo, what are other things that fall under the category of "Only in [The United States of] America?"
Skarekrow
Dec 30 2007, 07:48 PM
Only in america can there actually be a resteraunt that serves chicken fried bacon.
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 07:49 PM
QUOTE(Megan @ Dec 30 2007, 07:44 PM)

Are there tv shows dedicated to truck drivers.
I am being completely serious with this thread. I want to know everything that can only happen in America. No haters please. I love America and there's really so many things that you can only experience if you live in America. Others can complain about all the bad things but no one goes out of their way to talk about the good things, except overpatriotic god fearing rednecks...
Sooo, what are other things that fall under the category of "Only in America?"
Somalians living in Maine. Seriously, wtf. Are we like the closest dropoff port, or what?
All my tax money goes to them buying minivans and taking all my cheezburgerz.
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 07:51 PM
ryan I can be your cheezburger-momma... new era of sugar momma, in our fast food nation.
Android Christ
Dec 30 2007, 07:52 PM
QUOTE(Skarekrow @ Dec 30 2007, 07:48 PM)

Only in america can there actually be a resteraunt that serves chicken fried bacon.
Pixplzthx.
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 07:55 PM
QUOTE(Android Christ @ Dec 30 2007, 07:52 PM)

QUOTE(Skarekrow @ Dec 30 2007, 07:48 PM)

Only in america can there actually be a resteraunt that serves chicken fried bacon.
Pixplzthx.

don't you mean couponsplskthxbai?
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 07:55 PM
Stay on fucking topic plzkthnx.
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 07:58 PM
QUOTE(Megan @ Dec 30 2007, 07:55 PM)

Stay on fucking topic plzkthnx.
Only in America can we have a forum where 30,000 threads and 600,000 posts are off-topic.
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 07:59 PM
Only in American can I kill ryancook and feed him to the pics. THEY EAT EVERYTHING.
Bison
Dec 30 2007, 08:00 PM
I'm a truck driver. No, I don't know about any shows about truck driving, but in Silent Hill: Origins the main protaganist is a truck driver.
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 08:02 PM
I hate you bison. I'm going to use your corpse as my weapon to kill ryan.
It wasn't a question... it was a continuation of the topic title. I was making a statement. Only in America are there shows devoted to truck drivers. I speak english, and I use punctuation, and there was no question mark at the end of that sentence.
sexivan
Dec 30 2007, 08:07 PM
I'm offended every time the gringos refer to their land as "America" say USA or the states, or something like that but the last time I checked the globe America is more than just the USA, anyway, only in Mexico you get the donkey show.
Skarekrow
Dec 30 2007, 08:09 PM
Only in America can a wetback bitch about Only in America threads.
sexivan
Dec 30 2007, 08:16 PM
Touche.
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 08:22 PM
QUOTE(sexivan @ Dec 30 2007, 08:07 PM)

I'm offended every time the gringos refer to their land as "America" say USA or the states, or something like that but the last time I checked the globe America is more than just the USA, anyway, only in Mexico you get the donkey show.
Huh
aez
Dec 30 2007, 08:28 PM
Only in America...EDIT: NSFW BTW H@H@KEKE^_^tehP\/\/|\|'D!O!O!!!!!ONE
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 08:31 PM
QUOTE(aezrael @ Dec 30 2007, 08:28 PM)

Yeah, cuz every other country just has woman walking around naked all over the place ever day.
We get all excited over upskirt pix
nun
Dec 30 2007, 08:32 PM
Only in America can you say "Only in America" and people think you're referring to the country you are currently in. If you say it in Canada or Mexico or Argentina or Chili, people believe you are talking about the United States ... or are a dumbass. Or both.
aez
Dec 30 2007, 08:34 PM
QUOTE(nun @ Dec 30 2007, 08:32 PM)

Only in America can you say "Only in America" and people think you're referring to the country you are currently in. If you say it in Canada or Mexico or Argentina or Chili, people believe you are talking about the United States ... or are a dumbass. Or both.
So what you're trying to say is...
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 08:36 PM
Are you calling me a dumbass? Because if it really makes me look that stupid to call the United States America, then I'll change it. Hayzeus christ.
doa12
Dec 30 2007, 08:38 PM
QUOTE(Megan @ Dec 30 2007, 07:36 PM)

Are you calling me a dumbass? Because if it really makes me look that stupid to call the United States America, then I'll change it. Hayzeus christ.
Don't cave to peer pressure!
nun
Dec 30 2007, 08:38 PM
QUOTE(Megan @ Dec 30 2007, 07:36 PM)

Are you calling me a dumbass? Because if it really makes me look that stupid to call the United States America, then I'll change it. Hayzeus christ.
Try parsing my comment again.
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 08:39 PM
No, I really did... seven times.
~vjay~
Dec 30 2007, 08:53 PM
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 08:56 PM
I'm amazed you all can find the stupidest thing to argue about, including me shortening the name United States of AMERICA.
Lets just call it Oz, cause that makes sense.
Ryanella
Dec 30 2007, 09:01 PM
QUOTE(Megan @ Dec 30 2007, 08:56 PM)

I'm amazed you all can find the stupidest thing to argue about, including me shortening the name United States of AMERICA.
Lets just call it Oz, cause that makes sense.
I don't get it.
~vjay~
Dec 30 2007, 09:02 PM
If you call it Oz, people will think you are talking about Australia.
or prison sex.
Megan
Dec 30 2007, 09:04 PM
Then people are just dumb. I need to go cut myself after all this.
I really dont know what I expected out of you lot. No wonder the majority of people who appreciate this country are immigrants. You all get your butts peed in except vjay.
sexivan
Dec 30 2007, 09:07 PM
Only in america the emos pays attention to mexicans.
doughnutfairy
Dec 30 2007, 09:10 PM
I swear to God, you people are pissing me off.
I want just ONE topic in Chit Chat for just ONE fucking day to stay on topic. Read the goddamn rules of Chit Chat. If you can't read or you don't understand English, let me know and I'll explain them in terms you can understand.
The Wart
Jan 1 2008, 01:19 PM
Only In America:
can Bush get two terms, and no-one will admit to voting for him
can people fail to find Europe on a Map
can white rappers be produced
can people fail to know what the word decend means ( in a Question from an American organistaion; PADI, the following was written ' what happens if when you're decending (going down).....)
do people think that all English are related to Hugh Grant and know the Queen personally.
Erm ... the Brits own us for white rappers.
And it's DESCEND and I have no idea what your point on the word is.
The Wart
Jan 1 2008, 01:58 PM
QUOTE(nun @ Jan 1 2008, 08:28 PM)

Erm ... the Brits own us for white rappers.
And it's DESCEND and I have no idea what your point on the word is.
Name one!!
Yeah, yeah. I know it's descend, I'm too fucking hungover to focus on the keyboard.
Megan
Jan 1 2008, 02:49 PM
The Streets.
Android Christ
Jan 1 2008, 03:47 PM
Lady Sovereign, GoldieLocks...
ConMan
Jan 1 2008, 03:51 PM
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
~vjay~
Jan 1 2008, 04:02 PM
QUOTE(ConMan @ Jan 2 2008, 07:51 AM)

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Americans don't have the exclusive rights to pen chaining. We do it too, at the bank, at the post office......
Then again, we are criminals so what'd you expect?
ConMan
Jan 1 2008, 04:14 PM
QUOTE(~vjay~ @ Jan 1 2008, 04:02 PM)

QUOTE(ConMan @ Jan 2 2008, 07:51 AM)

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Americans don't have the exclusive rights to pen chaining. We do it too, at the bank, at the post office......
Then again, we are criminals so what'd you expect?
She got me...
Only in America are people arrogant enough to think that things happen only in America.
Ragnarok
Jan 1 2008, 04:22 PM
QUOTE(ConMan @ Jan 1 2008, 03:14 PM)

QUOTE(~vjay~ @ Jan 1 2008, 04:02 PM)

QUOTE(ConMan @ Jan 2 2008, 07:51 AM)

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Americans don't have the exclusive rights to pen chaining. We do it too, at the bank, at the post office......
Then again, we are criminals so what'd you expect?
She got me...
Only in America are people arrogant enough to think that things happen only in America.
They even chain them in Canada. I think banks don't like to lose any money whatsoever, even if they have to pay for a new pen.
QUOTE(Ragnarok @ Jan 1 2008, 04:22 PM)

They even chain them in Canada. I think banks don't like to lose any money whatsoever, even if they have to pay for a new pen.
they have money in Canada?
Bison
Jan 1 2008, 07:03 PM
QUOTE(FCA @ Jan 1 2008, 03:51 PM)

QUOTE(Ragnarok @ Jan 1 2008, 04:22 PM)

They even chain them in Canada. I think banks don't like to lose any money whatsoever, even if they have to pay for a new pen.
they have money in Canada?
Yeah, there cash is actually just maple leaves.
that's frickin crazy, man.
almost as crazy as something i heard yesterday. a guy at the store told me that Koreans have souls, just the same as white people.
what the frick was he smoking?
doa12
Jan 1 2008, 07:16 PM
QUOTE(FCA @ Jan 1 2008, 05:51 PM)

QUOTE(Ragnarok @ Jan 1 2008, 04:22 PM)

They even chain them in Canada. I think banks don't like to lose any money whatsoever, even if they have to pay for a new pen.
they have money in Canada?
And unfortunately it's worth more than ours now too.
Only in America to they change the pictures on money so often to prevent counterfeiting, that there's so many variations of the same bill that people have no clue as to what a good one or a bad one look like anymore.
QUOTE(Bison @ Jan 1 2008, 06:03 PM)

QUOTE(FCA @ Jan 1 2008, 03:51 PM)

QUOTE(Ragnarok @ Jan 1 2008, 04:22 PM)

They even chain them in Canada. I think banks don't like to lose any money whatsoever, even if they have to pay for a new pen.
they have money in Canada?
Yeah, there cash is actually just maple leaves.
wrong...
they trade in pelts...mostly beaver and muskrat...
the value of each pelt is based on the fullness of a mans/womans beard however, so the value is subject to change...
wreakhavoc
Jan 3 2008, 08:19 AM
Only in America can a city bill itself as "the live music capital of the world" and then prosecute bands and club owners for violating the noise ordinance.
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