once elected president, i will abolish all "i'm happy/sad/my thoughts" threads...this is TJNR...home of boobies and witty prose...

this is not your fucking live journal...

by abolishing these threads, the posting of clare, doa12, and doober will be severely lessened...this will be a blow to the community, as doa12 will have to start posting elsewhere, but other than that, its a vast improvement...


fun fact...of clare's 11,000+ posts, 35 are in latest thoughts, 344 are in i'm happy, and a whopping 596 (over 18% of the thread) are in i'm sad...this totals 975 posts or roughly 8% of all clares posts...that is a lot of masturbation!!!


clare, my i recommend

That made me think of you.

Because I think you're kind of confused because no one told you how this works. Let me see if I can help clear this up for you. Your shtick? It's already wearing thin. You can blather on and on and on and on and fucking on about how worthless you seem to think I am, but as it stands, I've been here a hell of a lot longer than most people. The reason I've been here that long is because I have an IQ over that of my shoe size. And I'm not planning on going anywhere.

So you can continue to piss and fucking moan and act like a little kid throwing a rock at me on the playground, but I sure as fuck am not going to change a damn thing because some small dicked idiot decided that he didn't like what I had to say. Unless you actually want to contribute something try putting a fucking sock in it. Oh, and sweet pea- Whining like a fucking queer about how the site "Sucks without you" and how you're leaving, or how we are all lame? That's not contributing. That's behaving like a snotty only child who's Mom fed him one too many bullshit lies about how important he is.

You can point out every flaw with this site and with every person who posts here and sound just like every other whiny cunt who thought their opinion meant shit, or you can stop the"I'm so much cooler than everyone cause a mod, an admin and Joey like me!" bullshit and actually contribute something worth reading. I'm going to go out on a limb and think that you don't have a whole lot to say because every single one of your posts goes back to criticize someone else.

I've said it before, and Ill say it again. If the people here are so fucking bad that all you can do with your time is bitch about what they say like some limp wristed sissy with a chip on his shoulder, then leave. No one asked you to come here. No one asked you to post here. And I fucking promise you that no one will beg you to stay.

In short: Shut the fuck up. I'm sick of you. And I know I'm not the only one.

That being said. You got the reaction you wanted. Now go jerk off while you fantasize about how superior you are to everyone else who posts on this site.

jeeze...

mix in some lithium with the prozac...

You make me miss embus and his mighty ban button, you know that?

If only I could go back in time and mail your Mom a wire hanger.

i guess round one goes to Clare.


you need a towel, dear?

i take solice that is it entertaining someone, as i have yet to be permabanned...although i am sure that will happen one day...

all i am doing is pointing out things that i find funny...you just happen to be an easy target...

if i can't make jabbing comments about you in YOUR SANDBOX, then i will take the opportunity to do it in the community...

this FCA guy might be next...the "cute" posts trying to get in peoples good graces make me want to go back in time and abort myself...

I used to work with severely mentally handicapped children, so when I see one trying to start some sort of dialog, I usually engage them. Which is why I just can't bring myself to ignore you.

The only person you amuse is yourself.

If you make jabbing comments about ANYONE in my sandbox, you'll see how long it takes to get you permabanned. FCA doesn't have to be "cute" to get in anyone's good graces because he's not a complete waste.

You're obnoxious. You're arrogant. You're the perpetual frat boy, and it's really not cute.

I thought DesCartes was president? Where the fuck is he?

thats what i am talking about...its nice that you flaunt that its YOUR SANDBOX every fucking chance you get, but its pretty gay..if it was its own messageboard, no one would be a member...i am glad you have a sanctuary set up...the happiness that you take in the ability to control everything that goes on there makes my heart warm...

but its lame...dont expect the rest of the board to be like that...not everyone worships you as a boobed princess...

so when i take the opportunity to point out something that i find funny, with you are the ass of the joke, take it like a fucking man...

an i quoted the obnoxious and arrogant part for truthery...

I thought we've been over this. You can resent me all you want for the girls section, that wasn't my call. Ask ANY person with access to the mod forum at the time, I was vehemently against it. Stop acting like I'm on some mod power trip. I'm not. As a matter of fact, Ted, Zot and caustyc had to trick me into becoming a mod because I didn't want it. However, I do what I'm told.

I don't expect the rest of the board to be like the girls part. I'm GLAD it's not. So stop acting like I'm pulling a Peg Bundy and putting a fucking fuzzy pink toilet seat in your bathroom. YOU were the one to bring up my sandbox, and then you whine when I respond to it. Baiting me into talking about something doesn't make me power hungry, but it sure as hell makes you look like a chode.

I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but these guys don't worship me because I've got jugs. They let me stick around here because I'm not a complete tool. If my only intention was to be the princess, I would've left a long time ago, because it ain't fucking happening. There's only one person on this site who calls me as Princess, and I earned that title by taking jokes "like a man" and proving that I have the chops to stay here.

The responses you're getting from me aren't because I can't take a joke that seemingly only you find funny, they're because I don't like you and to me you represent everything that is wrong with the world. People like you are the reason that Jackass went on for more than one season, Punk'd became popular, and wrestling is considered a sport. Congratulations, your being here has lowered the collective IQ of this board by a significant number of points.

Although I think its precious that you want to wander around thumping your chest, sometimes it helps to get your facts right before you go spewing off what you consider the truth. I'm not sure what your major malfunction is besides the fact that you're obviously a drooling retard, but you have yet to give me one solid reason that you feel the need to act like a bipolar fourteen year old boy. All you do is come up with another weak excuse for a dig in an attempt to prevent people from realizing that you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

All you are, and all you will ever be is that pathetic loser who feels the need to compensate for the fact that he was never as well liked as he wanted to be. I'm sorry the homecoming queen didn't give you a blow job in high school. I really truly am. However, every single post of yours reeks of misogyny and reads like a pussy whipped nerd who acts like the "big man" in front of his friends, and winds up hiding in the corner of the men's room talking on his cell phone, telling his girlfriend what time he'll be back home, what he's doing and who he's with every ten fucking minutes because he's deathly afraid that the one woman who ever looked at him in his entire twenty something years of life besides his mom will pack up and leave if he doesn't bend to her whim.

You are that guy. You should be proud.

I moved this to Fight Club...if anyone was wondering.

The reason I moved it is that pez...well...

Zot, Zot, Zot.

I am sorely disappointed.

Pez came out with a solid, fact filled debate and you are going to take sides with the one who can't adequately defend herself. Clare was instantly reduced to calling names.

I fucking hate Pez but I will gladly admit that he started out with a proper first strike and Clare just can't seem to recover.

If this debate were over right now, I would have to call Pez the winner.

Yes, but it wasn't a debate. I'm not running for anything, remember?

He should've used his fact finding skills when it mattered instead of taking jabs at people who are sick and fucking tired of him.

It turned into a debate as soon as you responded with a differing opinion. Had Doa responded in rebuttal, it still would have been a debate.

Now, Clare, put on your big boy panties and get in there and kick him in his vagina.

...big boy panties?

We've already gone gay?

Damn, looking at this fight club I realized how hard I had it when I was noob here. We've really gone soft as a forum. Michlersoft, Moa, Embus, bligitybitch wouldn't have let this douche get past his 10th post.

Edit: Not that I hold anything against you personally Pez, just everything you represent. Actually you're pretty funny, still though your ass would have been grass back in the day.

Replace Michler with Dex, and throw in some thess and PMJ for flavor and Id agree.

just when i think he is completely useless, pitchit completely redemes himself...

the original post is not about clare...its about the two most popular threads on the board being dear fucking diary entries...it just so happens diary writer is overwhelmingly clare...


i would welcome a good tongue lashing (colorless)...i think it would step my game up a little...you old fucking members keep talking about the good old day, but maybe the "dear diary, i had a bad day today because..." is the reason why they are all out doing more productive things like making sure the 13/f/cali they are chatting with isn't really dateline...

drapajewel, you are always so quick to point out how bad a fightclub thread is, yet you have no venom extruding from your molars...kinda like this guy:

The internet is serous business for you guys eh?

porn and arguing...what else is there on the internets? oh...shopping and tutorials on how to do everything, but porn and arguing is the most fun...

que zot's picture of the retard winning a race

At last someone has some sense in his head in here.


Clare you know who much i love you and with all my heart i say to you to ignore that freak show, last month people like him almost made me quit from here and when i cooled down I decided to really don't give them any importance or the satisfaction of running me away from here, they can say whatever shit they want, it doesn't matter, at the end whats important is that the people that really matter to you in here don't change their opinions about you.

If whereat for you, puzzle, thalia, skare, pitchit, zot and ted I would have left this place, those are most of the people i value in here and their opinions are the ones that matter for me to stick here. So forget this nut case and enjoy the place. In the end we all know that "nutty" over there will be always more bark than anything but you are a very part of the soul in this place.

Can one of you bitches whip me up a sammich?

Not filling the internet with mindless arguing.

and it's "cue".

?

Aww pumpkin thankyou!

Im not mad, Im not going anywhere. I just dont like him and I haven't slept in 48 hours. And yelling at him feels good.

i was speaking spanish for lokisimo and nino...



and if clare is the soul, this is what TJNR has become

I think just pez indirectly called me sweet.

The kid really has no fucking clue.

I say lets just do a mass ignore on him for a week... just to see what he could do to call our attention...

I bet 20 bucks he will do skare on live camera.

No boobs in this thread.

I'll move on.

"Que" means what IIRC in spanish. So you just said "What Zot's picture of the retard winning a race."

fixed

Why was I mentioned?

Dammit. I'll pass. It looks like its all on white bread.

Pez, do you want a 'free' $50, I'll paypal you if you do something for me . . .

I didnt see this as a debate, I saw it as a name calling pissing match.

pez trying to be funny is like William Shatner trying to act...painful

God I hate to agree with Pez on anything...

...but holy christ that 'bitch and moan' thread is the epitome of what I hate about this place.

You realize the irony of this statement if you would have posted it in that thread, don't you?

dear diary,

today on the messageboard that dreamy smash agreed with me...i was so exited...i got a HUGE boner!

i was a little embarassed, but then i remembered, its ok to have feelings like that...my feelings are ok!


ps.

clare is a bitch and zot is afraid to love me

I read Pez's original post up at the start... and didn't really figure it was worth a rebuttal of any kind. I figured it was a jab and he wanted the attention that a return swing would give.

I figure it this way, there are many threads on TJNR, if one, two, or even more bother you, or if you dislike their contents, then just don't read them. Removing a thread that specific members don't like won't necessarily make it a better site for other people, it will just make less variety.

I usually won't read the sports threads because I'm just not into them. So using sports as an example:

Does it piss me off that others post in them? No.
Do I object to others wasting time typing long comparisons as to what team may come out on top, or making polls as to who will win whatever by a certain point spread? No.
Does it bother me that people post new threads in sports that I am not interested in? No
Would I state that if given power I will strive to keep others from posting what apparently interests them in the sports thread of their choice? No

So I figure that Pez should have just posted the first post in this thread to the 'I'm pissed off today' thread where it belonged.

But do I object to Pez's posting his opinion in a thread? No.
Do I object to my 'name' being used in said thread? No.
If those two threads were removed from TJNR, would I move elsewhere to post? No.
Would I throw a major fit if I were banned from posting on TJNR? No, I'd wonder why, but I wouldn't be overly concerned. It'd likely free up a good block of time that I could be reading a book or doing something productive instead, but I do enjoy posting/getting responses for things on TJNR.

So, all in all, I don't think that my post is worthy fight club material, as I'm not defensive against Pez's post so much, and I'm not calling anyone names.

But... removing specific threads that apparently many post in, just seems normal for people, if you don't like something, even if it doesn't hurt you, ban it so that others can't get any enjoyment from it either.

you agree with me and smash!

smash for secretary of the exterior!
doa12 for secretary of the interior!

i'm to apathetic to care about what's going on in this thread, but i did want to give a shout out to my homegirls.

clarissa, megan, vicki, df, rushie, marian...


this one's for you!

<3

Taken out of context... but I expected as much.

Why does everyone expect me to copulate with Pez on Camera?
You're all fags.
that spot is just for Ryan.
Or Meg.
or DF.
I'm not going to like, I like Pez, his posts make me laugh.
You guys just dont see it.
Pez is to Ted
what
Brawl hall was to Justin.
The fact of the matter is that as a site we HAVE gotten complacent.
but that happens with a regime change, nothing can stay the same way forever.
This board is a new entity, so to say it's lost it's edge, well that's true.
It happened in the mass exodus of the old members.
what is left is a new place of people who were all newbs back them and have done their best
to salvage the spirit of the old board.
the problem lies in the fact that for some reason everyone thinks this is the same place, when it is clearly not.

GET ME A WHOPPER.

i used that word earlier today!!

omg twinz!




I told you I would give you my whopper later. Chillax yo.

fixt.

Touché

whats brawl hall and who the fuck is justin?

What he said.

Whine whine this place was better once omg you will never be as funny/witty/mean/sexy as *insert random old name here* and blahblahblah.

Oh, pez for president 2008!!