And just to be fair to any lesbian ladies...

/slaps head

Crap. I do things like that. SWEET! I can rock it like a porn star!

So out of curiousity I come in here cuz puzz posted..

I am glad I went from the bottom of the post up.. cause the first pic I saw rocked.

Ooooh! I can do that one, too!

This reminds me of the Mr. Wonderful talking doll.

"The ballgame isn't really that important. Let's just sit and cuddle."

edit: oh, and that last pic gave me a stiffie.

those guys are all gay...

Show this picture to the GF, or anything associated with it.............





............ and she's sliding off the chair!

Dibs on Mr July. We're in love.

Um. Anyone have a lighter?

So, what's the point? Are you tryin' to insinuate that men who do those things turn you on? IRL, I doubt a guy who did all those things would be considered as someone that you wanted to get intimate with.

Ah, the boy won't watch 300 with me again...says he feels like I'm comparing him to those hunks. Now he knows how I feel when we're watching porn!





None of those actions would make me want to jump a man's bones. It was a tongue-in-cheek post.

edit: I'm comparing conventional porn with what more women would rather see. All of the above things are things that I believe any gentleman should do for his woman.

Wrong on so many levels.

This is FTGs.

Don't ruin our fantasy and we won't ruin your spank bank.

Do it again and you're back to bant.

Kind and considerate, of course I would want to!

I just showed them to my mum and she was laughing her head off! I stopped before I got to the bottom picture though...

I'm not tryin' to ruin' anything. I was just curious.



I'm kind and considerate, but it doesn't seem to ever get me anywhere. I wonder where you find these particular women. I can't seem to find them anywhere. Perhaps I'm not lookin' in the right places.

Well *obviously*, it's not enough on its own....

I suppose it's not.

Well, since you've been back, you've called Clarissa a gold digger and DF a liar. Yes, it's a mystery why you can't seem to find the right woman.

This one started out gay and went omni-sexual.

I missed that one!
I always miss the good stuff.

LIAR!

And this is puzzy porn.

Ah, January was my favorite.

Actually, July was but that bitch Clare is already in lust love with him or something.

Not my fault you are too busy on the weekends

on topic:July and January are the best out of the set imho.

We're in love god damnit he just doesn't know it yet.

Well, duh. Look at the size of his hose.

On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little without being told to do it and it'll make her feel like you want to do things for her so she has less to do.......just don't tell her you are helping around the house to increase the likelihood of getting laid and you are set to go.

Oh Yeah!

Is that right?




Fuck that!
























Time you bitches knew your place.
That's what's wrong with society today!

You behave in here old man.

Give him a cyber-slap, ruler of the FTG section!

I rest my case Your Honor!


Men are here, on this planet, to be brow beaten and bullied.
That's our job.



Sex objects. That's all!


How the balance of power has changed.
And we, like the sad bastards we are.............. sat back and let it happen!



Men are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked!

This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

Shush.

Look what you started.

Cock Powar!

Get out of this section god damnit!

Sorry.

BANISHED!

I really suck at being mean to you.

You can stay.

But be good!

Maybe this will get your motor going?

Go annnnnnnnn' my son!


Fuck, I've taught you well Sam.















Sorry Clare.

i could contribute to this discussion in so many ways, yet, unlike Sampson and Ted, claire can ban me into next week...so on that note

i support the support of women in teh house...its a mans job to help his mate clean up the mess...its mostly his mess anyway....




i feel so dirty...i have to go shower...and i will put my clothes in the hamper...

I am so sorry Princess.
Seriously.



Ireland played like crap tonight in the Rugby World Cup.
They won, but France or Argentina will devour them if they play against them as they did against Namibia tonight.


I'm not a happy Teddy bear.
It's just 'man' shit.
Ignore me.

That bottle of Tide got me so hot and bothered, I think I'll go wash a load of lingerie.

WTF are you talkin' about? I don't have the time nor the patience to deal w. your insinuations. Stop assuming. I didn't do any of the above.

Oh for fuck sake Stewie..............


Stay out of it!







Jayus!
No medals for you!

don't wash the blue, just mail that to me.

FUNNIEST FUCKING POST OF THE NIGHT

Someone else can clean this thread up. This is me calling not it.

I'll start washing up those dishes as requested.

It turns me on no end.

Mmmmhmmm.