i'm really pissed that matt is getting more attention than me as being a pervert. i've tried very hard to get where i am and don't appreciate the non-recognition.


grrr.


fuck you fucker.


hence: http://thatsjustnotright.com/forum/index.p...c=19107&hl=

I think of Matt as more of an "asshat" than a "pervert."

When I think of underage porn..."Ryancook" is the first name that comes to mind.

You are all big silly wankers!

Matt's actually a girl.

True Story.

for a long while, I just saw you as one and the same person, until he turned all Christian, then he totally became the pervier of the two

Cook, I will always bow to your superior pervation.

You win.


Besides, you like em with the fresh pubes.

No pubes is good pubes.

And Ryan, you are the king of no pubes.

well this didn't turn out like i thought it would.

i thought it would come down to a dance off, i didn't want everyone to just give in and call me the winner.

what is this the "KISS ASS CLUB"?

I thought it was a god damn fight club!!!

I'M CALLING OUT ALL OF THE FIGHT CLUB PARTICIPANTS.

COME ONE, COME ALL, FUCKERS!

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF ASS-HUNGRY HOMOS!

BRING IT ON!

Ryancook for president!!!!!

I'm sorry I used Matt as an example instead of you. I'll make sure to be more conciencious in the future.

Hey, I called Matt an "asshat." It doesn't appear to have upset him at all. (Maybe because...it's true?) And I made the comment that you post underage porn, PEDO-BOY!!! (Apparently also not hurtful due to its inherent truthfulness.)

I thought I was being unkind to both of you. I guess the truth really doesn't hurt.

It's poll time.

Matt vs ryancook in who's the bigger pervert.

It's all a matter of opinion.



Anyway, you are both gay so who cares?

I bet in real life you're not really a pervert at all. You're just some 51 year old lady, dedicated to the Woman's Institute, bringing up the Kids and grocery shopping. You even recycle. And you're life is really dull. Amazingly dull. In fact, you haven't had sex in ten years, because your husband has long since lost interest in the hole inbetween your legs (he's secretly gay). And you can't masturbate because of your athritis. So you've invented an internet persona that's the complete opposite of you. It's your way of expressing yourself. Plus it turns you on. I bet your even mentally masturbating right now about how big a perv everyone thinks you are. Yeh. Yeh I know all about you Rhianna Cook!

PFFT, we all know that the level of perverteness ryancook posseses puts catholic priests and micheal jackson to shame.

I think you're all fucking perverts!









... and I love this fucking site!

OMGPERVESLOL!!

Badbart, actually, I do pay attention to sigs.


*stares at lightbulb*

Even the monstrously large (that's what she said) and annoying ones ? You accounting-types really are easily entertained...

DAMN IT! i want to know how you figured me out.

omglol!11HaXxor!111@4

We are all one disgrunteled but happy perv family. Lets not forget the main page where we have Amanda Bynes, the Olsen twins, Mandy Moore, Hillary Duff, Alex Bleidel, 2 cunts I don't know, and Lindsay Lohan all when they were underage. I'm proud to be a pervert.

And as for Ryancook, stop wasting time complaining and get moving at doing what you do best. Posting hundreds or illegal to barely legal teenage girls. Oh and be proud of it, because the rest of us are proud too.

I have decided that those 'Toblerone' flags are confusing me.

I'm old. And I hate 'yoddelling'
Whilst I appreciate that cuckoo clocks and cowbells need loved too, I can assure that TJNR is NOT going to be "alive with the sound of music".
So I am going to start banning for what I see as 'double posts'



Matt is no competition when it comes to Cooky's perversions.


Matt sits down to pee.

I was going to call you a fatso but as I was typing someone sent me an email so I switched over to read it real quick... oooo look boobies. Then I forgot what I was doing. Thanks for reminding me fatso.

Matt weighs 300 pounds. He's the bigger perv.

.............you are a very mysterious man and you certainly have a way with words.

Now that's more like it!

I'm fat. Yep, good one.

I still hate you Matt.


I think.

This makes me miss drunk ryancook.

i'm not

I was talking to Matt yesterday.

Is he still 300 lbs?

You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you.

Is he still 21 stone then?

And the rest.
Spends all day lying in front of his computer like a beached whale.

Well, how much does the feckin' stone weigh then?

14 pounds.

540 posts in...

and I'm finally getting a straight answer from you?

and in a Fight Club thread no less???



HAWT!



Anything else you want to tell me about your stones?

Only that, like Matt, I have too many of them.

Update:


[22:40:54] Ted says: we're talking about you in the fight club! hahahahahahaa
[22:45:12] Matt says: oh shit
[22:45:16] Matt says: good I hope
[22:45:33] Ted says: wondering if you're still a 300 pound fat fuck
[22:45:40] Ted says: ....and the rest
[22:45:41] Matt says: hehe
[22:45:54] Matt says: Tell em I said to kiss my fat dick

See what happens when I try to be all "responsible" and shit? Here I was working, minding my own business and I get called fuckable. And I'm NOT fuckable!!! It's just the medication I'm on. I hate you.

Gotta love the word replacement thingamajig.

He got one thing right though...he's not fuckable at all.

fuckable dick.

That's funny.

I am filing for copyright infringement!

Fight Club by proxy???


You know FC has gone to shit when we have to dig up a two
year old thread, and forward our responses through the admin.

Fuck everybody, and the horse you rode in on!








Wait.... That was me on the horse?

Never mind.

Shut up you weak winnie.

Stop queering up the thread with weak-sauce pickup lines.

By the way, I found the sillysimon tribute video you and Bison made.

It sucked.

Does your papi know you're playing with his video camera again?

I sir, am the DOCTOR of all perverts!

don't be shy ladies....

Oh jeez. Someone escort this fruit out of here.

I think living in a town with 500 churches has ruined his ability to be funny or interesting.

You're all a bunch of paedae... pedoe... pedoph... perverts.


Carry on.