Only if we get to cut him in half.

Do us all a favor and DON'T commit that three-way to video tape.

i remember when puzz used to drop hotel keys in front of me.

Jets are for sissys! When I feel the need.....the need for speed, I fly my......










.......4 stringed kite! ride into the dangerzone, Bitches

(sigh) She was my first dating venture on eHarmony. I was so nervous (because of her I'll add)that she saw that I was a nice guy but she she didn't feel the chemistry. She ruined any chance that any other woman might have had to make an impression on me. Still hoping. I'm her tour guide around SD and I take MUCH pride in it.

The Animal Park is a must because it's a great day date - you can see most of it (except for the extras that can be expensive) in a day, it's nice to walk around, and it's quiet (unlike other theme parks). And it's been in the 70s and 80s here with really low humidty. And Dana Point is awesome as well. Cruise the PCH when you get here.

Ive never felt so wanted before...even from my parents...you made my day TJNR

(thanks)

Now do you see why this section is called "the circlejerk"?

(Notably, a term that I had never heard of before coming on here, when I was so young and innocent)

Uhhhh dont usually the enemy wanted you a lot?

Besides that... how many high speed passes over air control towers have you made? Do you cry everytime you see top gun?

I guess ive never thought of it that way, only they wish to have their way with me for other reasons...

And high speed passes dont happen past towers. The only time they might do those is when their out to sea or for a air show. Stupid movies.

Early in the day, at a dog park, happy as can be. With my favorite lady, my best friend, and his wife. Only three or so hours prior to my first car accident ever. The day then went downhill quite quickly from there. But let us look upon the good time I was having before everything went to shit.



I am all wet from drenching myself using a dog shower dealy due to the extreme hotness of the day. This may be the first time since I was SEVEN that I've had any color to me at all. That color may be bright red, but its a color nonetheless.

JAZZ HANDS!!

Why aren't THOSE hands on HER breasts?

GTMA

WTF

HA! Nice catch. I started drinking early...

But seriously, it stands for "Grab Tits, Muff & Ass."


Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's what I meant all along. Really.

This is a few years old.. but the only decent one i actually have on this computer.. it was my head shot..


Yeah.. kinda goofy lookin i know!

EDIT:

Had to resize the image..

can i give her jizz hands?

From the stories I have heard, no you can't.

that hurts. you never complain.

After all these times with your Office Space avatar, it's disturbing seeing you don't look like him

Yeah.. sorry to disappoint..

The yoda picture looks more like him than anything.

At first glance you reminded me of White Boy on I Love New York:

Let me see if I got something a bit more recent on the work computer...

Checking...

Found..

Why did you post Ricky Martin?

That was uncalled for...

A couple that were taken of me during the past two weeks or so...

The first is during a mixing section for a single I was producing.


The next is doing a rough mix in my apartment.

holy shit.
tell me you're not using saw 32.

Nope. Only Pro Tools for me. In the first picture the console is an SSL 4000G+ and in the second picture I'm using a Tascam FW-1884...just got it about a month ago...great control surface.

Saw 32 is production Software, it got replaced pretty much by Cool Edit/Adobe.
weird.
which single you producing>? you need air play?

You two homos want to take your geeky music equipment suck-fest over to the music thread and quit spamming our pictures thread? queers

Shirizaki isn't a GIRL! and he's not ASIAN!. *plop*

Neither am I!

But I am!

Call me!

Booya

Where did you take those pics?

(Looks good by the way )

thanks!!!

They were taken two weeks ago at the med school gala


(yes, the same one I dreamt about where I was naked and everyone wanted to take pics with me, it's in another thread)

Happy birthday to me!!!


And happy st pattys day too!!!

Your birthday, our presents

Thanks

Spin, you look so cute and happy

EDIT: You know, I just reread this and I come off sounding like someone's grandma.


Yeah, I can live with that.

Is that Jeri Ryan with you?

Happiest of past birthdays

Happiest of birthday's spin.... you look fantastic in these pics. Great smiles, and you gotta love that shirt




Back atcha!

Nice tits.

I'd like to fully encourage any and all of our female members to get their friends to sign up to TJNR so that us males can talk dirty to them welcome them and treat them like the ladies that they are...


You know, just like we treat you lovely ladies already.

I'm not an expert in female anthropology, but are those Alpha Tits asserting their dominance over the smaller, weaker tits in this pack of women?

Will you be my grandma?

What's more, it looks like they are trying to push into the others and flatten them, thus crushing any threat to them!

Spin, you look lovely, hope you had a good night out!