Very nice Marian

Coming to a forum closest to you !!









oops, shpelling mistaks !!

i been owned...... really owned... im nothing...

Black Angel wins at photochop.

Um... off camera? I did have underwear on, just the shirt pulls down in front of them.



You jerk, you told me you would help me. I thought you were big white american man with money.




That's pretty cool, Loki!




Fucking Awesome BA!

Damn, I could fill up a gallon millk jug using that pic.

WOW! X-Ray vision right through the towel.

Without X-Ray:



With X-Ray:

Pretty Girl + Bad Boob Job + Horrible Tan Line = HAHAHahahah!!

We just about had another Britney Spears on our hands.

Not even close.

I'm having trouble determining if that is a photoshopped picture or not. I'm skeptical like that.

Dude.... I need a tan.

Or at least sunbathe once in a while.

Nah, that's the one she emailed me the other day
Loving the Jungle Girl!

Obviously the picture Matt posted was cropped then, because I can't see all the way down to the jungle.

Me and my Best Friend.....Im the dude by the way.


Me before going to work.

Wow. Congratulations on figuring out the fucking quote button. So you're best friend...She a three input girl?


kosti edit: what are you talking about?

The most amazing 3 imput girl. and my aplogies.

nakey pix plz.

Lets not forget Prom.

Yea il get one of my ass in awhile.

Upon further examination of your friend, please withhold all naked pics.

Oh yeah?

Dude..... you KNOW you're in love with her, right?

Lets.

I guess I need a new profile pic. I'm wearing my Big Lebowski "Achiever" bowling shirt to league tonight. As you can see, I also have my "Death Proof" posters up in my office....... I will bow to no corporate image!! You don't like Kurt Russel killin' bitches, then get your ass outta my orifice.

Right behind my head is a pic of Jack Burton standing in front of Ching Dai, the God of the East that Lo Pan must appease by marrying a green eyed girl to lift his curse.

Know that shit.

No, I didn't pay my date.
No, it's not a rental tux.
And no, the girl in the green dress was not my date.

that's too bad, looks like she'd blow you for a dollar


looks like she's eyeing the person taking the pic anyway

Tell you what. Maybe you should have paid your date. At least you'd have gotten one that way. Imaginary dates are only fun as long as you don't have to dance with them.

Her date was like 35.


My date is kind of in the picture. Well, her knee is in it. She was wearing purple and sitting to my left.

Of course The best prom pics are those where you are all by yourself. Come on! Show her! Cant be THAT hideous.

Table 8 is where they put the suckers.

OK. If you were from Texas, it'd be perfectly alright to call your sister "date".

Dude, that isn't my sister.

I had actually broken up with my girlfriend about a month before the prom. So this girl was the replacement.

Here's who I was originally going with:

Crazy shoe laces.

Im just cranking your yank. Relax.

Yeah, I pretty much regret breaking up with her before prom rather than after the summer. (I was going to college and she was gonna be a senior.)


I know, but it just skeaves me out.

Now we're talking. That's my kind of girl... One that'll take a 35 year old to her prom.

You got an email address for her?

I might know someone that's perfect for her... Ahem.

Not a bad replacement, though the ex seems more attractive somehow.

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

The bottle of Sprite totally makes that picture!

i think she looks more attractive because of how the photo is taken. it's way art fart and the lighting is much kinder than the one in the prom picture.

Your pentagram is missing the circle.

The star itself is a Pentagram. You are perhaps confusing it with a Pentacle which is a protective amulet typically based on a pentagram withing a protective circle. Pentacles are typically about protection and powering that protection wheras a Pentagram can be used for pure projective power.

Or maybe it's just a neon star.

On further investigation, it's even more just a neon star as it isn't a true Pentagram even. The 'penta' in pentagram isn't from the points but rather the 5 drawn lines that comprise it.

The mystical power comes from the intermixing of triangle signifying "As above (heaven/soul realm), so below (here on earth)." A way of manifesting divine thought forms here on the materil plane.

[lecture=off]

Oh shit! Circle of Protection!

[/Revised edition nerd]

Actually we dated a year before we became best friends....kinda like a Jerry and Elaine thing from Seinfeld

Oh I get it now... She gave you the old "let's just be friends" line and you bought into it.

Wow.

I thought my boss was kidding when he said I looked like someone just killed me.
Fuck him for being right about everything all the damn time.
I might be a little burnt out.




And here's how I spend most of my time. With perpetual writers block.

Wow... you look really nice. Both of you do, of course.



You look tired but good, so yeah, the stress is starting to reflect in your eyes. Hang in there girl.

and now one of me in normal boring mode:

You must mean "Jesus Christ!" as an expletive from frustration. I would have called the second one Panda Bear.

Thanks, you look great, even in "normal boring mode."

Have you ever seen a picture of me before?