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 I'm 17, bitches.  Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115  |
These are obviously going to spread around the web faster than the newest set of Vanessa Juggins nudes...
Miley's 9, yes 9 year old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 Club in Hollywood last night. So many things wrong with this. Can't form sentences. On a stipper pole? (IMG:http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3940/whywhywhy6.th.jpg) (IMG:http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5371/whywhywhy5.th.jpg) (IMG:http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7730/whywhywhy4.th.jpg) (IMG:http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2329/whywhywhy3.th.jpg) (IMG:http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4575/whywhywhy2.th.jpg) (IMG:http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3306/whywhywhy1.th.jpg) Thats Just Not Right dot com Edit...just found out about a controversial video of Noah on the red carpet a while ago...I never heard about this until just now, but apparently there was a huge internet outcry about her outfit... "Noah Cyrus, who also calls herself Noie, and her friend Emily Reeves walked down the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event, wearing tiny pink Juicy Couture bathing suits and clutching handbags." Not posting the video, but here is a screen cap... (IMG:http://www.metrolyrics.com/images/artists/large/922016684/spl103617_001.jpg) You This post has been edited by Ryanella: Aug 9 2009, 03:09 AM --------------------   |
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Aug 9 2009, 02:56 AM
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 BEAT THAT HORSE!  Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 36559 Joined: 8-July 09 From: --------> Member No.: 155186 |
I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Aug 9 2009, 07:10 AM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
QUOTE(The_Ghost_of_Wombat @ Aug 9 2009, 03:56 AM)  I think I'm gonna hurl. If that sickens you, during my research for this post, I found that both Noah and Emily have Twitter accounts and Noah has over 83k followers. Yes, a 9 year old girl is being followed by over 83k people. (IMG:http://i31.tinypic.com/sw7o8g.jpg) Emily only has 7300 followers, much more respectable for a 9 year old. /sarcasm (IMG:http://i27.tinypic.com/28bcitw.jpg) This post has been edited by Ryanella: Aug 9 2009, 07:23 AM -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2009, 07:38 AM
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 Upset the established thread and everything becomes lulz! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3790 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Gotham Police Department Member No.: 19026 |
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Aug 9 2009, 10:16 AM
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 Grumpy Auld Queltor Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 2755 Joined: 2-October 04 From: Ministry of Propaganda Member No.: 7403 |
What.
The. Fuck. Are -------------------- Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
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Aug 9 2009, 10:30 AM
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 毛澤東大叔 Group: Consigliare Posts: 9288 Joined: 16-June 04 From: Beijing Member No.: 16 |
Why go through all the trouble? Just ring Justin.
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Aug 9 2009, 01:20 PM
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 Im so sexy right now its unreal. Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 14651 Joined: 19-June 04 From: New Scotland Member No.: 948 |
She just got a bird. They start so young these days.
Oh, and those outfits aren't so bad for 9 year olds... just not @ such an event. Kids that age wear shite like that @ the beach, in their back yards, etc, etc. all the time. Certain parents are just sad, however. -------------------- <a href="http://img225.imageshack.us/i/rick4.png/" target="_blank">
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Aug 9 2009, 01:59 PM
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 Trust the Computer! The Computer is your Friend!  Group: The Commission Posts: 6452 Joined: 6-February 06 From: Los Alamitos, California Member No.: 59475 |
Doesn't count unless she is wearing clear heels.
I'm amazed none of you pervs guessed it was a fire pole. She is obviously looking up to the brave firefighters who risk their lives daily. -------------------- Stay Alert! Trust No One! Always Keep Your Laser Handy!
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Aug 9 2009, 03:45 PM
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BEAT THAT HORSE! Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 36559 Joined: 8-July 09 From: --------> Member No.: 155186 |
QUOTE(ekuyper @ Aug 9 2009, 11:59 AM) Doesn't count unless she is wearing clear heels. She is obviously looking up to the brave firefighters who risk their lives daily. And here is where I would have shopped in her looking up at the junk of the Fireman stripper from my ex's bacheloret party. That guy could have clubbed her like a seal. Noah.....and maybe my ex. -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2009, 06:54 PM
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 Now you definitely wish you were James Franco Group: Moderators Posts: 3865 Joined: 5-March 05 From: Winnipeg Member No.: 28956 |
Too young Ryan, right?
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Aug 9 2009, 06:59 PM
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Im so sexy right now its unreal. Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 14651 Joined: 19-June 04 From: New Scotland Member No.: 948 |
I believe Ryan would go with ... too old.
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Aug 9 2009, 07:05 PM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
QUOTE(Ragnarok @ Aug 9 2009, 07:54 PM) Too young Ryan, right? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) QUOTE(rick @ Aug 9 2009, 07:59 PM) I believe Ryan would go with ... too old. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2009, 07:09 PM
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 2010 - year of sit on my face Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 2915 Joined: 29-November 04 From: Republic of Texas Member No.: 14891 |
I agree with Rick - the outfits aren't scandalous - what IS scandalous is the fact their parents let them go to that event dressed like that!! I mean is there goal to have little Paris Hiltons??
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Aug 9 2009, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(Ryanella @ Aug 9 2009, 05:10 AM) QUOTE(The_Ghost_of_Wombat @ Aug 9 2009, 03:56 AM) I think I'm gonna hurl. If that sickens you, during my research for this post, I found that both Noah and Emily have Twitter accounts and Noah has over 83k followers. Yes, a 9 year old girl is being followed by over 83k people. Emily only has 7300 followers, much more respectable for a 9 year old. /sarcasm (IMG:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/thefelinepunk/sockington.jpg) http://twitter.com/sockington -------------------- Supporting Off-Topic Threads Since February 17, 2003
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Aug 9 2009, 07:34 PM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
You need to go outside, and no, I'm not talking about the cat.
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Aug 9 2009, 07:37 PM
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Drunken Assclown Group: TJNR Member Posts: 474 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Eugene, OR Member No.: 118 |
Just making a point.
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Aug 10 2009, 12:51 PM
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judging by the extremely small miniskirt Miley was wearing at the Teen Choice Awards, perhaps Noah & her friend got those pink dresses from Mileys closet...
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Aug 10 2009, 10:26 PM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
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Aug 13 2009, 03:32 PM
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 Is it in yet? Group: TJNR Immigrant Posts: 86 Joined: 3-March 09 From: H-Town, Texas Member No.: 139675 |
Just creepy and wrong. All around creepy and wrong.
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Aug 13 2009, 03:52 PM
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Upset the established thread and everything becomes lulz! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3790 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Gotham Police Department Member No.: 19026 |
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