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 Welcome back to 1997!, The internet lets you chat with strangers! |
 Sep 8 2009, 07:23 PM
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 The Transhumanist and Police State Agenda in Pop Music  Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2491 Joined: 24-January 05 From: here Member No.: 23396  |
QUOTE(aez @ Sep 8 2009, 12:31 PM)  QUOTE Stranger: Gay male? You: no You: You? Stranger: Hellz yes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) You: How long is your cock? Stranger: How long is yours? You: I asked first. Stranger: 7. You: Does it reach around to your asshole? Stranger: Nope. You: Damn. Stranger: Does yours? You: No. You: Which is fine. Stranger: You would tell me to fuck myself wouldn't you? You: Well, I was trying to think of something more clever. Stranger: What? You: I dunno. You: "Problem solved" You: something like that Stranger: Oh. Stranger: Aren't you even curious? You: About what it's like to have a cock in my asshole? You: Not particularly. Stranger: Okay. Well I've gotta go to class. Your conversational partner has disconnected. What the hell did we do before the internets? I like how is wasn't the out of the closet homosexual that brought up cocks first. I guess before the internet in the closet homosexuals just tapped guys feet in airport bathrooms. -------------------- Foreshadowing to a flashback  |
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Sep 8 2009, 09:18 PM
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 Punch her apron one time for me, huh? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5705 Joined: 22-December 04 From: _░▒▓█▓▒░_ Member No.: 18139 |
-------------------- QUOTE(The Ghost of B-Dub Pasts @ Feb 22 2010, 10:10 AM) Yes. Me thinks something is suspicious is afoot. |
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Sep 11 2009, 09:34 AM
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Punch her apron one time for me, huh? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5705 Joined: 22-December 04 From: _░▒▓█▓▒░_ Member No.: 18139 |
QUOTE Stranger: ▓
│ │ ▓▓ ╔══╗ ╔══╗ ▓▓▓ ║▒▒║ ║▒▓█▓▓ ║▒▒║ ║▓█▓▓ ✈ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ You: I'm not sure how to respond to that... Stranger: fap Stranger: ever bang a guy? You: only in your dreams Stranger: cock is awesome You: I'm a fan of mine Stranger: i like comparing mine to others Stranger: i always win You: the "rotten salami" contest? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE(The Ghost of B-Dub Pasts @ Feb 22 2010, 10:10 AM) Yes. Me thinks something is suspicious is afoot. |
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Jan 5 2010, 09:04 AM
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 Fasten then zip. You? Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 4112 Joined: 23-November 04 From: A little left of center. Member No.: 13958 |
--------------------  Cats the other other white meat. QUOTE(grey_fox24 @ Oct 24 2005, 01:00 PM) WHITE POWER!!! QUOTE(Thalia) Feel free to tell everyone I sent you pussy pics... |
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Jan 5 2010, 10:52 AM
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 7 of 8 Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 5652 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Fubar Member No.: 56 |
I laughed my ass off at that.
Was that your brilliance stucco? |
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Jan 5 2010, 11:33 AM
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Fasten then zip. You? Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 4112 Joined: 23-November 04 From: A little left of center. Member No.: 13958 |
I wish.
Though I do want to get a macro for that pedo bear for websites -------------------- Cats the other other white meat. QUOTE(grey_fox24 @ Oct 24 2005, 01:00 PM) WHITE POWER!!! QUOTE(Thalia) Feel free to tell everyone I sent you pussy pics... |
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Jan 5 2010, 11:51 AM
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 I'm 17, bitches.  Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
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Jan 5 2010, 11:54 AM
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Fasten then zip. You? Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 4112 Joined: 23-November 04 From: A little left of center. Member No.: 13958 |
How did I know you would have that....
-------------------- Cats the other other white meat. QUOTE(grey_fox24 @ Oct 24 2005, 01:00 PM) WHITE POWER!!! QUOTE(Thalia) Feel free to tell everyone I sent you pussy pics... |
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Jan 5 2010, 11:58 AM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
I have everything because I use Google.
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Jan 6 2010, 11:03 AM
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 11 of 12 Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 2394 Joined: 21-May 08 From: Spaced City, Texas Member No.: 103617 |
well that was fast...
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: howdy! You: oh wait.... Stranger: fine! Stranger: why? You: was that supposed to be "Hi!" You: or can we break the rules here? Stranger: no! Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE(UncleMao @ Jul 19 2009, 06:06 PM) TJNR: Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows you're lame. QUOTE(Father Ted @ Nov 11 2009, 06:53 AM) I am firmly fixed and grabbing at this opportunity. |
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Mar 20 2010, 06:37 AM
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Punch her apron one time for me, huh? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5705 Joined: 22-December 04 From: _░▒▓█▓▒░_ Member No.: 18139 |
Still hooked...
QUOTE Stranger: I come from China, not very good at speaking English
You: oh You: I'll speak Chinese then Stranger: 真的啊？ You: TING TONG BING BONG CLANG DING DONG NICK NACK PONG DING BLANG HANG WANG! Stranger: waht? You: that's Chinese You: didn't you understand? Stranger: It is a joke at me? You: ed zachary Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE(The Ghost of B-Dub Pasts @ Feb 22 2010, 10:10 AM) Yes. Me thinks something is suspicious is afoot. |
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Mar 31 2010, 03:34 PM
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Punch her apron one time for me, huh? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5705 Joined: 22-December 04 From: _░▒▓█▓▒░_ Member No.: 18139 |
QUOTE Stranger: 22 m u? You: I wanna be nice. You: I wanna have gifts. You: I wanna live on an airplane. Stranger: 22 m u? You: Will you share the fruit cup? Your conversational partner has disconnected. (I'm bored) -------------------- QUOTE(The Ghost of B-Dub Pasts @ Feb 22 2010, 10:10 AM) Yes. Me thinks something is suspicious is afoot. |
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Apr 4 2010, 03:18 PM
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 Got a job! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 655 Joined: 18-October 04 From: Colorado Member No.: 8221 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I need to know if I should continue living Stranger: no You: damn You: harsh, but honest Stranger: m or f You: F You: you? Stranger: m You: I am like 350 Lbs tho. Kinda stuck to my bed Stranger: from? You: just eat and crap where I sleep You: netherlands\ You: yo? Stranger: pic You: how the hell do I send a pic over this thing? Stranger: msn? You: nope You: your sick Stranger: n ur properly a man ] You: no Stranger: prove it You: how? Stranger: i dunno u tell me You: just a sec, lemme get you a link to my page Stranger: oki dokie You: http://www.thatsnotsexy.com/ Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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Jul 31 2010, 07:13 PM
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Punch her apron one time for me, huh? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5705 Joined: 22-December 04 From: _░▒▓█▓▒░_ Member No.: 18139 |
Yep.
QUOTE Stranger: hey
You: hey You: I just took a shower. Stranger: where u from You: Showerland Stranger: really, is every one naked there? You: I'm from East Showerlina You: we wear holy Mormon underwear when we take showers. So no. Stranger: r u m or f You: rum please Stranger: lol Stranger: r u male or female You: preferably Bacardi You: oh, oh, oh... You: I so totally didn't know what you meant. Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- QUOTE(The Ghost of B-Dub Pasts @ Feb 22 2010, 10:10 AM) Yes. Me thinks something is suspicious is afoot. |
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Jul 31 2010, 08:22 PM
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 Five cents, please. Group: TJNR Member Posts: 4079 Joined: 8-July 04 Member No.: 2129 |
As if I didn't have enough distractions, I had to click on this thread...
QUOTE Stranger: hi
You: Do you have a penis or a vagina? Stranger: penis Stranger: u? You: score You: vagina Stranger: how old are u? You: 19, you? Stranger: 18 Stranger: i am from the usa You: TOO OLD You have disconnected. Stranger: hey You: Hey (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Stranger: if ur a perv then dont even start lol You: lots of girls say that to me Stranger: lol actually im a guy You: Oh haha that makes more sense You: what if I'm a girl perv? Stranger: well then i would probably leave lol:) You: So what is your purpose on here? to talk about baseball? Stranger: haha well what is yours? You: obviously to have my time wasted by you You have disconnected. Stranger: hello Stranger: hello You: Hi Stranger: asl? You: I understand the a and the s, but why the l? You: I'm from Topeka Kansas You: you? Stranger: Age 14 Stranger: Sex Stranger: male Stranger: Localization Stranger: brazil You: OH GOD THIS IS JUST WRONG I CAN'T DO IT. GO WATCH POKEMON I LOVE YOU You have disconnected. Sorry Zot Stranger: hello You: Hi Stranger: from? You: Alaska Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: One question Stranger: sure You: are you into anal with chicks? Stranger: duude You: I take that as a no? You: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Stranger: i dont really know what about you? You: Well I'm a chick, but I've never had anal with another chick You: OH GOD YOU'RE 14 I'M SO SORRY Stranger: no im not You: OH GOD YOU'RE 16 I'M SO SORRY Stranger: no im not lol You: OH GOD YOU'RE GAY IT'S OKAY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT Stranger: no im not lol Stranger: hehe You: I love you You: you're the greatest Stranger: why= You: Because you accept me for who I am You: Okay byes You have disconnected. -------------------- Sometimes, you have no one to blame but yourself.
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