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 May 12 2009, 02:39 AM
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 Dead to TJNR, April 21st, 2010  Group: TJNR Member Posts: 639 Joined: 30-July 06 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 67663  |
About two weeks ago a black couple moved in about three units down....
Like the 2nd day in I said hello to them as I walked to my car, and it was at this time that they approached me and starting to introduce themselves. I thought nothing of it and even thought they were pretty nice people at first. Then the problems began. The very next day I hear a knock at the door; it's the female of the two, and she askes me if I had 5 dollars to spare, and I whom has a very strict personal policy about not giving money out to panhandlers; refused. Oh! She told me this sob story about how she needed to go to the hospital and that she couldn't afford the taxi fare..Anyways, so for like the first time in my life, I keeled over and just gave her the damn 5 dollar bill. She never paid me back. About 5 days later she knocks on my door again, and guess what she wanted; another 5 bucks. This time however I said no, and stood by it. Now this bitch is knocking on everybody's door asking for money like every other day. (not that I care about my other neighbors, but it pisses me off anyways) Now, about a couple of hours ago while I was having SUCH a good time in the FC thread, I hear another knock. Guess who? It's that stupid ape-bitch asking for a loaf of bread. That's it. I can't take it anymore. This used to be such a nice little neighborhood until these apes moved in next door. I mean I actually used to leave the front door wide open during the day to let the house cool down; nobody ever bothered me. Now I'm actually looking out the peep hole before I go outside so I don't "run" into them. It's not that I'm scared of them or anything like that, it's just that every time I encounter them it involves some type of request for something on their part. THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO LEAVE, And they have to leave ASAP or I will lose my mind. So I ask, what would be a fun and efficient way to get rid of these people? I thought about just slipping a note that said "go away niggers" in their mailbox, but I don't think that will work too good. I need something better. Please help. If someone gives me some good advice and it works I promise to go back into hibernation mode again. EDIT: Nothing illegal! This post has been edited by Cubanman: May 12 2009, 02:40 AM |
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May 12 2009, 02:48 AM
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 >^^<  Group: Moderators Posts: 10926 Joined: 29-July 04 From: Aussieland Member No.: 2992 |
I thought you were leaving?
*confused* If they piss off enough of the neighbours by constant begging I'm sure there will be complaints to the landlord soon enough. Maybe you should stick anonymous notes in everybody's mailbox about 'those' neighbours constant pestering ways and get the ball rolling. -------------------- |
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May 12 2009, 03:02 AM
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 Dalmatian Group: TJNR Member Posts: 271 Joined: 8-April 06 From: San Diego, CA Member No.: 62083 |
You should leave there too...while you're leaving here. You didn't get enough attention in FC you have to troll now?
--------------------  "Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone hate them until it hurts." --H.Rollins "Rules and responsibilities: these are the ties that bind us... We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves... I will do what I have to do... And I will do what I must." --Morpheous |
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May 12 2009, 03:04 AM
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 Upset the established thread and everything becomes lulz! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3793 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Gotham Police Department Member No.: 19026 |
Tell them a Job Fair is gonna take place on the property.
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May 12 2009, 03:11 AM
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Dead to TJNR, April 21st, 2010 Group: TJNR Member Posts: 639 Joined: 30-July 06 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 67663 |
QUOTE(casporthos @ May 12 2009, 04:02 AM)  You should leave there too...while you're leaving here. You didn't get enough attention in FC you have to troll now? No, no, no, no. This is not a joke or a quest for attention of any kind. This is an actual problem I'm going through right now. I just want to find a way to get rid of these people before I snap and tell them off, which we know what will bring; their 300 lb nephew Tyrone coming to my front door with a shank. I need to avoid that. |
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May 12 2009, 03:31 AM
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Dalmatian Group: TJNR Member Posts: 271 Joined: 8-April 06 From: San Diego, CA Member No.: 62083 |
QUOTE(Cubanman @ May 12 2009, 01:11 AM) QUOTE(casporthos @ May 12 2009, 04:02 AM) You should leave there too...while you're leaving here. You didn't get enough attention in FC you have to troll now? No, no, no, no. This is not a joke or a quest for attention of any kind. This is an actual problem I'm going through right now. I just want to find a way to get rid of these people before I snap and tell them off, which we know what will bring; their 300 lb nephew Tyrone coming to my front door with a shank. I need to avoid that. dammit that was my next piece of advice. -------------------- "Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone hate them until it hurts." --H.Rollins "Rules and responsibilities: these are the ties that bind us... We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves... I will do what I have to do... And I will do what I must." --Morpheous |
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May 12 2009, 04:11 AM
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 Got a job! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 609 Joined: 5-December 08 Member No.: 127926 |
John McCain '08 sign. Gets 'em every time.
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May 12 2009, 06:14 AM
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 Fasten then zip. You? Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 4115 Joined: 23-November 04 From: A little left of center. Member No.: 13958 |
Bit racist, even from you Cuban.
If they were white would you have the same problem? --------------------  Cats the other other white meat. QUOTE(grey_fox24 @ Oct 24 2005, 01:00 PM) WHITE POWER!!! QUOTE(Thalia) Feel free to tell everyone I sent you pussy pics... |
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May 12 2009, 07:07 AM
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 Long live great People's Republic of Mario! Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3747 Joined: 3-September 04 From: Liège (Belgium) Member No.: 5964 |
Give them your computer. At least you won't post here anymore.
Won't solve you problem, but it sure will save ours. |
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May 12 2009, 07:18 AM
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 15 of 16 Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3922 Joined: 17-June 04 Member No.: 179 |
QUOTE(stucco @ May 12 2009, 12:14 PM) Bit racist, even from you Cuban. If they were white would you have the same problem? If they were white they wouldn't be constantly begging stuff off him now, would they? ZING! -------------------- 01000011 01100001 01110000 01110100 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001100 01000011 01001111 01001110 00100001
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May 12 2009, 09:06 AM
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 Im so sexy right now its unreal. Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 14671 Joined: 19-June 04 From: New Scotland Member No.: 948 |
Go to there door and ask for $5.
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May 12 2009, 09:22 AM
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 Praise The Lord™ Group: Lurker Moderator Posts: 9956 Joined: 29-August 04 From: Freehold Iowa Member No.: 4877 |
QUOTE(Joshwa @ May 12 2009, 07:18 AM) QUOTE(stucco @ May 12 2009, 12:14 PM) Bit racist, even from you Cuban. If they were white would you have the same problem? If they were white they wouldn't be constantly begging stuff off him now, would they? ZING! Joshwa has a point stucco. |
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May 12 2009, 09:40 AM
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 From the heart of Minnesota, here come the purple Yoda! Group: Moderators Posts: 12104 Joined: 19-December 04 From: Guaranteed to bring a dirty new sound... Member No.: 17492 |
They aren't black, they're Loch Ness Monsters.
-------------------- You need to lay down and let me show you how we do this thing up in funky town...
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. -- Gerald Ford, 1974  Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. - Ronald Reagan Depression is when you’re out of work. A recession is when your neighbor’s out of work. Recovery is when |
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May 12 2009, 09:44 AM
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 Sleeping with the Enemy Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
God you're an idiot.
I liked it better when you were leaving. -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch.  AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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May 12 2009, 09:54 AM
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 Distended Scrotum Group: TJNR Member Posts: 1896 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Boston Member No.: 34163 |
You want some advice? Stop being such a douchebag bigot and treat them like human-fucking-beings. Even if they are shitheads for begging from neighbors, surely you can find some way to deal with them, diplomatically, without resorting to "leave here, niggers" idiocy.
-------------------- "We are born into a losing struggle. I will not offer you false consolation. The realm of illusion will not cure you of this conviction." ~Christopher Hitchens
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May 12 2009, 09:57 AM
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 Rock out with my cock out!  Group: The Commission Posts: 5509 Joined: 27-September 04 From: Tucson, Arizona Member No.: 7165 |
Black > Cuban
You should move out for the betterment of the community. -------------------- "Women are useless...I want my rib back" -Divrekku
"You poor misguided sissy, get back to the road of manliness and stop being a queer." -Lokisimo 8_15_06 "Shut up beaner!" -Ivan to Lokisimo 12_15_06 "For the green card, hell yeah, with the time we could learn to love each other." - Ivan to RyanCook 1_8_07 Let me tell you something about 20 year olds...half of them are 16. - RyanCook Sig 2_4_07 "...and another completely average looking girls is worshiped as Aphrodite by the dumbasses at fubar" - Soapy 2_8_07 O.J: "Go, go gadget race-card!" - UncleMao 10_15_07 "Channel your inner-Britney and gimme gimme more." - bringthedoo 3_16_08 "And a caesarian scar! Way to preserve snatchlasticity!" - Sarcasmic 4_7_08 "The tampons are in aisle 5, ma'am." - UncleMao to SillySimon 4_13_09 "You think strippers and cam girls grow on fucking trees? Society needs this shit." - Bringthedoo 12_10_09 |
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May 12 2009, 10:02 AM
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 I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14881 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
I found both of these links useful...
http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/people/h...-bad-neighbors/ http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/people/h...neighbors-help/ This post has been edited by Ryanella: May 12 2009, 10:03 AM --------------------   |
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May 12 2009, 12:03 PM
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 VP of first person shooter affairs Group: Moderators Posts: 4939 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Baton Rouge Member No.: 22 |
Really dude? This is what you attention whoring has come to? Seriously?
Let it go man, there are other people here who do the racist schtick much better than you. It's not your forte, just let it go. I understand you're upset that you made an ultimatum and no one care, but this is just getting silly. Are you trying to save face after your Jerry Maquire episode? Or do you just enjoy the attention of believing you're TJNR's black sheep? Anyone got $5.00 I can borrow? --------------------  |
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May 12 2009, 01:02 PM
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Dead to TJNR, April 21st, 2010 Group: TJNR Member Posts: 639 Joined: 30-July 06 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 67663 |
QUOTE(rick @ May 12 2009, 10:06 AM) Go to there door and ask for $5. That's it, that's what I'm going to do. |
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May 12 2009, 01:04 PM
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Sleeping with the Enemy Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
I hope you get shot.
-------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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