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 Dec 21 2007, 01:14 AM
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 Antidisestablishmentarian  Group: Moderators Posts: 5639 Joined: 22-October 04 From: Sandy Eggo Member No.: 8415  |
(IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/belly.jpg)
Melissa Joan Hart is no longer the arguably cute (I've never been a fan of her square-jawed, horse-faced, cross-eyed mug) teenage star who was once fawned over by deranged fans. As a matter of fact, she's looking more like Gwynneth Paltrow in a fat suit (Shallow Hal was on TV last night, what can I say?) than her formerly well-proportioned self. (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/MelissaJoanHart_Pregnant_Shoot_01_th.jpg) (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/MelissaJoanHart_Pregnant_Shoot_02_th.jpg) This was one celebutart I didn't need to see naked. Really. But since everybody else is doing it, what do you think the chances are that we'll see a few of the other soon-to-be-gigantic celebrities naked? First and foremost, Jamie Lynn Spears comes to mind. Would I like to see that? Sure, it's probably the closest we'll ever come to seeing her in a naked and relatively-sexy pose before the unavoidable downward spiral begins and she becomes Britney II. You can take a girl out of the trailer park, but...you know the rest. (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/spears.jpg) And here are a few other noteable pregnant hotties you might not be aware of: QUOTE British pop singer Lilly Allen has something to smile about: She's pregnant. The 22-year-old British pop singer and her boyfriend, Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers, are expecting their first child. By our count, she's due in late summer or early fall 2008. source (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/allen.jpg) Nope, I'm not interested in seeing her bloated and naked, despite her physical similarities to Christina Ricci. Now Christina Ricci, on the other hand... QUOTE Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have announced that sometime this winter (around March, by our count) they'll be welcoming a little bundle of joy. source (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/berry.jpg) Has she already done a naked and pregnant photo shoot? It seems like she has, but I could be wrong. QUOTE Welsh singer and chat show host, 21-year-old Charlotte Church, is pregnant with her first child with boyfriend Gavin Henson, a rugby player who is also from Wales. source (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/church.jpg) Charlotte Church seems to go from busty and cute to fat and frumpy from one photo to the next, so you never know what you're going to get with her. It's like that episode of Seinfeld with the girl who's smoking in the right light but looks half-dead otherwise. We've all heard about Jessica Alba's pregnancy by now. I suspect she'll remain hot, even while pregnant, and would probably be the most interesting candidate for showing her pregnant goods. But it probably won't happen. (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/alba.jpg) Even comic books are jumping on the bandwagon. (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/witchblade_th.jpg) How funny is that? --------------------   |
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Dec 21 2007, 01:17 AM
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 Upset the established thread and everything becomes lulz!  Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3422 Joined: 28-December 04 From: Gotham Police Department Member No.: 19026 |
There's nothing erotic when you know that there's a child present. I don't see how anyone would get off that stuff. Why is Witchblade pregnant?
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Dec 21 2007, 05:42 AM
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 Uncle Mao = Borg Queen Group: TJNR Member Posts: 6333 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Bradford, UK Member No.: 68 |
Charlotte had hers ages ago and hasn't been seen out in public since in case people take pics of her with her baby weight and start slagging her off for being "fat" (ie you lot)
On Digital Spy it said Jessica Alba has already turned down 3 or 4 offers for photo shoots and there is NO chance! -------------------- You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. |
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Dec 21 2007, 08:29 AM
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 Default Member Tittie Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2318 Joined: 24-January 05 From: here Member No.: 23396 |
What about Jlo and Xtina?
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Dec 21 2007, 08:39 AM
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 level 80 elite Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2391 Joined: 20-July 05 From: covingtonga Member No.: 44275 |
QUOTE(doppletwo @ Dec 21 2007, 08:29 AM)  What about Jlo and Xtina? they can both die choking on donkey shit, for all i care. --------------------  |
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Dec 21 2007, 08:54 AM
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 What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3962 Joined: 17-June 04 From: parts unknown Member No.: 136 |
QUOTE(badbart @ Dec 21 2007, 01:14 AM) (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/belly.jpg) Melissa Joan Hart is no longer the arguably cute (I've never been a fan of her square-jawed, horse-faced, cross-eyed mug) teenage star who was once fawned over by deranged fans. As a matter of fact, she's looking more like Gwynneth Paltrow in a fat suit (Shallow Hal was on TV last night, what can I say?) than her formerly well-proportioned self. (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/MelissaJoanHart_Pregnant_Shoot_01_th.jpg) (IMG:http://barthost.net/tjnr/fp_preg2/MelissaJoanHart_Pregnant_Shoot_02_th.jpg) This was one celebutart I didn't need to see naked. Really. (IMG:http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5324/melissajoanhart3qk3.th.jpg) god I miss those days. --------------------  |
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Dec 21 2007, 10:01 AM
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Default Member Tittie Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2318 Joined: 24-January 05 From: here Member No.: 23396 |
QUOTE(FCA @ Dec 21 2007, 05:39 AM) QUOTE(doppletwo @ Dec 21 2007, 08:29 AM) What about Jlo and Xtina? they can both die choking on donkey shit, for all i care. How could anybody die choking on donkey shit? What do they go swimming in donkey shit?! That would be pretty strange especially if both of them died that way. This post has been edited by doppletwo: Dec 21 2007, 10:02 AM -------------------- Foreshadowing to a flashback |
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Dec 21 2007, 12:03 PM
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 The Young Titans of Teen Justice Group: TJNR Member Posts: 12914 Joined: 26-June 04 From: Texas Member No.: 1482 |
actually Sarah Pezzini's been pregnant for awhile, in fact, she should be giving birth next month.
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Dec 21 2007, 01:29 PM
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 Im so sexy right now its unreal. Group: TJNR Member Posts: 11529 Joined: 19-June 04 From: New Scotland Member No.: 948 |
who? what now? huh?
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Dec 21 2007, 02:58 PM
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 LOOK AT ME!!! I'M SPECIAL! Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 25646 Joined: 8-July 09 Member No.: 155186 |
You forgot Arnold!!!
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Dec 22 2007, 03:22 AM
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 "I'd bet a fiddle of gold, against your soul..." Group: Moderators Posts: 10892 Joined: 25-November 04 From: Long Island New York Member No.: 14375 |
Lord save us from a preggo/nakie Lilly Allen.
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Dec 22 2007, 04:14 PM
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 I get high with a little help from my friends. Group: Moderators Posts: 10349 Joined: 19-December 04 From: Just south of the Great White North. Member No.: 17492 |
QUOTE(rick @ Dec 21 2007, 12:29 PM) who? what now? huh? I happened to download a random comic pack that had this issue. She was impregnated by the Darkness and it's led to some Lightness/Darkness holy war. Beautiful art. -------------------- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. -- Gerald Ford, 1974
 Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. - Ronald Reagan Depression is when you’re out of work. A recession is when your neighbor’s out of work. Recovery is when |
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Dec 22 2007, 04:27 PM
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 Sorry, it's what i do.  Group: La Cosa Nostra Posts: 13591 Joined: 26-June 04 From: Liberty Meadows Member No.: 1504 |
QUOTE(Skarekrow @ Dec 21 2007, 12:03 PM) actually Sarah Pezzini's been pregnant for awhile, in fact, she should be giving birth next month. This is the pregnancy that interests me the most. --------------------  |
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Dec 22 2007, 09:06 PM
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I get high with a little help from my friends. Group: Moderators Posts: 10349 Joined: 19-December 04 From: Just south of the Great White North. Member No.: 17492 |
-------------------- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. -- Gerald Ford, 1974
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. - Ronald Reagan Depression is when you’re out of work. A recession is when your neighbor’s out of work. Recovery is when |
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Dec 27 2007, 07:44 PM
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The Young Titans of Teen Justice Group: TJNR Member Posts: 12914 Joined: 26-June 04 From: Texas Member No.: 1482 |
Stjepan Sejic is freaking awesome, he also did the Darkness Levels miniseries that was the tie for the video game over the summer as well as The Angelus Pilot Season Issue.
his art is amazing. -------------------- |
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Dec 27 2007, 11:49 PM
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 Insomniac Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2513 Joined: 4-April 05 From: Ohio Member No.: 32352 |
I really don't understand why the same kooks that stamp all over videogames for society's ills aren't all over the Jamie Lynn Spears thing? What message is the little jailbait sending to our youth? Don't maim and kill in a make-believe world, but getting knocked up at 16 is ok?
I hate double standards. This post has been edited by preston181: Dec 27 2007, 11:49 PM --------------------   |
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Dec 27 2007, 11:59 PM
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 Group: TJNR Member Posts: 3045 Joined: 19-July 04 From: chicago Member No.: 2655 |
QUOTE(preston181 @ Dec 28 2007, 12:49 AM) I really don't understand why the same kooks that stamp all over videogames for society's ills aren't all over the Jamie Lynn Spears thing? What message is the little jailbait sending to our youth? Don't maim and kill in a make-believe world, but getting knocked up at 16 is ok? I hate double standards. QUOTE Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′. “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show they never lie at http://www.wwtdd.com/ --------------------  |
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Dec 28 2007, 11:42 PM
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 Is it in yet? Group: TJNR Immigrant Posts: 5 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Palm Harbor, FL Member No.: 86513 |
QUOTE(Bison @ Dec 21 2007, 01:17 AM) There's nothing erotic when you know that there's a child present. I don't see how anyone would get off that stuff. Why is Witchblade pregnant? I don't remember why naked, pregnant women became so popular either. Sure, the women were hot before some putz "forgot" to pull out and everyone wanted to sleep with them but now that some lucky dill has given her the slip, it kinda loses the appeal..... -------------------- Maybe you should create your own penis-showing game...
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Dec 29 2007, 12:27 AM
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 Licker of Stumps Group: La Cosa Nostra Posts: 9109 Joined: 19-June 04 From: C town Member No.: 1055 |
In 15-17 years, there will be a whole new generation to look forward to.
--------------------  kinkimono "It's just that the girls in your sig are fucking HOT, but the stump-licker in your avatar gives me the heebie jeebies =(" |
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Dec 29 2007, 01:01 AM
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Dalmatian Group: TJNR Member Posts: 217 Joined: 20-October 04 Member No.: 8337 |
QUOTE(J-Mah @ Dec 29 2007, 12:27 AM) In 15-17 years, there will be a whole new generation to forward to. And even dumber. If that's even possible! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) |
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