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Sep 9 2007, 04:38 PM
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VP of first person shooter affairs ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 4939 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Baton Rouge Member No.: 22 |
And this is puzzy porn. -------------------- ![]() |
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Sep 9 2007, 04:41 PM
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![]() doughnut who? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 3784 Joined: 16-September 05 From: the burbs Member No.: 48334 |
Ah, January was my favorite.
Actually, July was but that bitch Clare is already in -------------------- "You and I are pretty much King and Queen of the dipshits." - Sampson
"I've read nothing in the Bible that disqualifies the possibility of the Christian God having other projects. He didn't tell us about them, so what? He didn't tell us about the internet, stuffed crust pizza, or guitar hero either but we figured that stuff out." - Scud |
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Sep 9 2007, 04:43 PM
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: TJNR Member Posts: 1182 Joined: 6-April 05 Member No.: 32627 |
I always miss the good stuff. Not my fault you are too busy on the weekends (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) on topic:July and January are the best out of the set imho. |
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Sep 9 2007, 04:45 PM
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![]() Sleeping with the Enemy ![]() Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
Ah, January was my favorite. Actually, July was but that bitch Clare is already in We're in love god damnit he just doesn't know it yet. -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. ![]() AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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Sep 9 2007, 04:52 PM
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: TJNR Member Posts: 5726 Joined: 2-October 04 From: See, this is Earth and this over here is my planet... Member No.: 7420 |
And this is puzzy porn. Well, duh. Look at the size of his hose. -------------------- Thanks for everything! Take care of yourself! Wear a hat when it's cold and be sure to remain hydrated during the summer months.
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Sep 9 2007, 05:35 PM
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![]() >^^< ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 10926 Joined: 29-July 04 From: Aussieland Member No.: 2992 |
On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little without being told to do it and it'll make her feel like you want to do things for her so she has less to do.......just don't tell her you are helping around the house to increase the likelihood of getting laid and you are set to go.
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Sep 9 2007, 07:12 PM
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![]() Stupid Fucking Newbie ![]() Group: The Commission Posts: 12797 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little............. Oh Yeah! Is that right? Fuck that! Time you bitches knew your place. That's what's wrong with society today! -------------------- ![]() WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:12 PM
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![]() Sleeping with the Enemy ![]() Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little............. Oh Yeah! Is that right? Fuck that! Time you bitches knew your place. That's what's wrong with society today! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) You behave in here old man. -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. ![]() AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:17 PM
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![]() Uncle Mao = Borg Queen ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: TJNR Member Posts: 6448 Joined: 17-June 04 From: A chateau in France Member No.: 68 |
Give him a cyber-slap, ruler of the FTG section!
-------------------- You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:22 PM
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![]() Stupid Fucking Newbie ![]() Group: The Commission Posts: 12797 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
I rest my case Your Honor!
Men are here, on this planet, to be brow beaten and bullied. That's our job. Sex objects. That's all! How the balance of power has changed. And we, like the sad bastards we are.............. sat back and let it happen! Men are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked! -------------------- ![]() WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:25 PM
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![]() I piss excellence. ![]() Group: La Cosa Nostra Posts: 8368 Joined: 16-June 04 From: DF's Pants Member No.: 11 |
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.
(IMG:http://www.orthowalk.com/images/cookbook.jpg) -------------------- ![]() Founder of the Anti-Drivel Consortium ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GT69MSR: nighty night my little snuggle muffin of love GT69MSR: ;-) |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:26 PM
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![]() Sleeping with the Enemy ![]() Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
I rest my case Your Honor! Men are here, on this planet, to be brow beaten and bullied. That's our job. Sex objects. That's all! How the balance of power has changed. And we, like the sad bastards we are.............. sat back and let it happen! Men are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Shush. Look what you started. This post has been edited by Clarissa: Sep 9 2007, 07:26 PM -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. ![]() AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:34 PM
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![]() Stupid Fucking Newbie ![]() Group: The Commission Posts: 12797 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up. (IMG:http://www.orthowalk.com/images/cookbook.jpg) Cock Powar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif) -------------------- ![]() WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:37 PM
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![]() Sleeping with the Enemy ![]() Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up. (IMG:http://www.orthowalk.com/images/cookbook.jpg) Cock Powar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif) Get out of this section god damnit! -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. ![]() AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:40 PM
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![]() Stupid Fucking Newbie ![]() Group: The Commission Posts: 12797 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up. (IMG:http://www.orthowalk.com/images/cookbook.jpg) Cock Powar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif) Get out of this section god damnit! Sorry. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) -------------------- ![]() WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:41 PM
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![]() Uncle Mao = Borg Queen ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: TJNR Member Posts: 6448 Joined: 17-June 04 From: A chateau in France Member No.: 68 |
BANISHED!
-------------------- You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:41 PM
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![]() Sleeping with the Enemy ![]() Group: Princess Posts: 16207 Joined: 19-July 04 From: Chicago Member No.: 2614 |
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up. (IMG:http://www.orthowalk.com/images/cookbook.jpg) Cock Powar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif) Get out of this section god damnit! Sorry. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I really suck at being mean to you. You can stay. But be good! -------------------- PMJ>All
Say My Name, Bitch. ![]() AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death. knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps. Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis. DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:44 PM
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![]() I piss excellence. ![]() Group: La Cosa Nostra Posts: 8368 Joined: 16-June 04 From: DF's Pants Member No.: 11 |
Maybe this will get your motor going?
(IMG:http://coep.pharmacy.arizona.edu/curriculum/garbage/garb_images/tide.jpg) -------------------- ![]() Founder of the Anti-Drivel Consortium ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GT69MSR: nighty night my little snuggle muffin of love GT69MSR: ;-) |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:46 PM
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![]() Stupid Fucking Newbie ![]() Group: The Commission Posts: 12797 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
Maybe this will get your motor going? (IMG:http://coep.pharmacy.arizona.edu/curriculum/garbage/garb_images/tide.jpg) Go annnnnnnnn' my son! Fuck, I've taught you well Sam. Sorry Clare. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) -------------------- ![]() WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Sep 9 2007, 07:48 PM
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![]() i'm kind of a big deal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: TJNR Member Posts: 2103 Joined: 16-August 04 Member No.: 3754 |
i could contribute to this discussion in so many ways, yet, unlike Sampson and Ted, claire can ban me into next week...so on that note
i support the support of women in teh house...its a mans job to help his mate clean up the mess...its mostly his mess anyway.... i feel so dirty...i have to go shower...and i will put my clothes in the hamper... -------------------- pez - knock knock
gunslinger - whos there pez - brain cancer gunslinger - i don't get it skarekrow - apparently, Pez's exgf did. |
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