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greyfox
post Sep 9 2007, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(Clarissa @ Sep 9 2007, 11:56 AM) *

And this is puzzy porn.


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doughnutfairy
post Sep 9 2007, 04:41 PM
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Ah, January was my favorite.

Actually, July was but that bitch Clare is already in lust love with him or something.


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post Sep 9 2007, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(doughnutfairy @ Sep 9 2007, 04:29 PM) *
I always miss the good stuff.

Not my fault you are too busy on the weekends (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

on topic:July and January are the best out of the set imho.

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Clarissa
post Sep 9 2007, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(doughnutfairy @ Sep 9 2007, 04:41 PM) *
Ah, January was my favorite.

Actually, July was but that bitch Clare is already in lust love with him or something.

We're in love god damnit he just doesn't know it yet.


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WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer
theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded
BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY
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post Sep 9 2007, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(greyfox @ Sep 9 2007, 05:38 PM) *
QUOTE(Clarissa @ Sep 9 2007, 11:56 AM) *

And this is puzzy porn.

Well, duh. Look at the size of his hose.


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~vjay~
post Sep 9 2007, 05:35 PM
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On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little without being told to do it and it'll make her feel like you want to do things for her so she has less to do.......just don't tell her you are helping around the house to increase the likelihood of getting laid and you are set to go.


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Father Ted
post Sep 9 2007, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE(~vjay~ @ Sep 10 2007, 12:35 AM) *
On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little.............


Oh Yeah!

Is that right?




Fuck that!
























Time you bitches knew your place.
That's what's wrong with society today!


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Clarissa
post Sep 9 2007, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:12 PM) *
QUOTE(~vjay~ @ Sep 10 2007, 12:35 AM) *
On a serious note. You are more likely to get some loving if you help around the house, the wife won't be feeling like an unpaid servant if you want to help tidy up a little.............


Oh Yeah!

Is that right?




Fuck that!
























Time you bitches knew your place.
That's what's wrong with society today!

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You behave in here old man.


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AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death.
knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders
WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer
theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded
BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY
DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face
theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps.
Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis.
DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator.
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Thalia
post Sep 9 2007, 07:17 PM
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Give him a cyber-slap, ruler of the FTG section!


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Father Ted
post Sep 9 2007, 07:22 PM
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I rest my case Your Honor!


Men are here, on this planet, to be brow beaten and bullied.
That's our job.



Sex objects. That's all!


How the balance of power has changed.
And we, like the sad bastards we are.............. sat back and let it happen!



Men are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked!


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Sampson
post Sep 9 2007, 07:25 PM
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This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

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Clarissa
post Sep 9 2007, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:22 PM) *
I rest my case Your Honor!


Men are here, on this planet, to be brow beaten and bullied.
That's our job.



Sex objects. That's all!


How the balance of power has changed.
And we, like the sad bastards we are.............. sat back and let it happen!



Men are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked!

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Shush.

Look what you started.

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AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death.
knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders
WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer
theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded
BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY
DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face
theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps.
Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis.
DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator.
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Father Ted
post Sep 9 2007, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(Sampson @ Sep 10 2007, 02:25 AM) *
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

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Cock Powar!


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Clarissa
post Sep 9 2007, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:34 PM) *
QUOTE(Sampson @ Sep 10 2007, 02:25 AM) *
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

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Cock Powar!


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Get out of this section god damnit!


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Say My Name, Bitch.

AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death.
knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders
WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer
theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded
BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY
DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face
theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps.
Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis.
DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator.
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Father Ted
post Sep 9 2007, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(Clarissa @ Sep 10 2007, 02:37 AM) *
QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:34 PM) *
QUOTE(Sampson @ Sep 10 2007, 02:25 AM) *
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

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Cock Powar!


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif)

Get out of this section god damnit!


Sorry.

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Thalia
post Sep 9 2007, 07:41 PM
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BANISHED!


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QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:40 PM) *
QUOTE(Clarissa @ Sep 10 2007, 02:37 AM) *
QUOTE(Father Ted @ Sep 9 2007, 07:34 PM) *
QUOTE(Sampson @ Sep 10 2007, 02:25 AM) *
This is the only thing you whores need to be eyeing up.

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Cock Powar!


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/_headbang_.gif)

Get out of this section god damnit!


Sorry.

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I really suck at being mean to you.

You can stay.

But be good!


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Say My Name, Bitch.

AynSof: You lead a double life. In one, you are meek, mild mannered Clare who talks to me. In the other, you are evil dick-chopping Clarebitch who uses household implements to cause death.
knievil the evil: your ass is more famous than 9 out of 10 world leaders
WPxLeGeNd: you are my number one fluffer
theonedroopy: men don't go through half the shit girls do, yet we act twice as retarded
BigRich0161: remember, MEN ARE THE ENEMY
DrGnFYRESPC34: id so blow a load on that pretty little face
theonedroopy: You have the Helen of Troy of rumps.
Brass: Clare: Champion of the Penis.
DrGnFYRESPC34: I'm the great fucking communicator.
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post Sep 9 2007, 07:44 PM
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Maybe this will get your motor going?


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Father Ted
post Sep 9 2007, 07:46 PM
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Go annnnnnnnn' my son!


Fuck, I've taught you well Sam.















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pez
post Sep 9 2007, 07:48 PM
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i could contribute to this discussion in so many ways, yet, unlike Sampson and Ted, claire can ban me into next week...so on that note

i support the support of women in teh house...its a mans job to help his mate clean up the mess...its mostly his mess anyway....




i feel so dirty...i have to go shower...and i will put my clothes in the hamper...


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