RULES
1. There is a 'no rules' policy at the start of each new thread.
2. If rules become necessary, Father Ted, The Zot and Eric will make them up as they go along!
3. Any new rules will be handwritten into the big book of rules and may be used for reference purposes by Father Ted, The Zot and Ekuyper
4. The protagonist can close the thread, but it will be deemed as 'tapping out'.
If it is closed for them by Ted, Zot or Eric...... and then re-opened OR re-started by the protagonist in a new thread, they'd need to get prepared to be banned!
5. There is a common misperception that you cannot be banned for posting in here. The actuality is that you cannot be banned in retaliation for what you post here. Standard bannings for douchery and asshattedness are always potential outcomes.
6. The 'Management' is not responsible for any hurt feelings.
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 Aug 11 2006, 08:42 AM
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 Stupid Fucking Newbie  Group: The Commission Posts: 12795 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920  |
I have decided that those 'Toblerone' flags are confusing me.
I'm old. And I hate 'yoddelling' Whilst I appreciate that cuckoo clocks and cowbells need loved too, I can assure that TJNR is NOT going to be "alive with the sound of music". So I am going to start banning for what I see as 'double posts' Matt is no competition when it comes to Cooky's perversions. Matt sits down to pee. --------------------  WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Aug 11 2006, 10:32 AM
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 Praise The Lord™  Group: Lurker Moderator Posts: 9939 Joined: 29-August 04 From: Freehold Iowa Member No.: 4877 |
QUOTE(badbart @ Aug 10 2006, 08:36 PM)  Hey, I called Matt an "asshat." It doesn't appear to have upset him at all. (Maybe because...it's true?) I was going to call you a fatso but as I was typing someone sent me an email so I switched over to read it real quick... oooo look boobies. Then I forgot what I was doing. Thanks for reminding me fatso. |
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Aug 11 2006, 03:20 PM
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 Palin is still an Idiot Group: The Commission Posts: 11488 Joined: 20-June 04 From: Left of right Member No.: 1108 |
Matt weighs 300 pounds. He's the bigger perv.
-------------------- Stupid Dex 2005: he might up and sell the site to disney for all we know
Stupid Dex 2005: we could call you Donald Zot DrGnFYRESPC34: You're the Notorious Z.O.T TweekerChickQC: and this, Zot, is why you are one of my favorite people ever djboysk: because youre the international zot of mystery Matt:They should be zotomized d8tabyte: my dick just single handedly landed me a date with a super hot 20 yr old girl. DrGnFYRESPC34: i will ban them both and then go masturbate   |
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Aug 11 2006, 10:36 PM
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 I'm 17, bitches.  Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
QUOTE(Father Ted @ Aug 11 2006, 09:42 AM) I have decided that those 'Toblerone' flags are confusing me. I'm old. And I hate 'yoddelling' Whilst I appreciate that cuckoo clocks and cowbells need loved too, I can assure that TJNR is NOT going to be "alive with the sound of music". So I am going to start banning for what I see as 'double posts' Matt is no competition when it comes to Cooky's perversions. Matt sits down to pee. .............you are a very mysterious man and you certainly have a way with words. --------------------   |
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Aug 11 2006, 11:29 PM
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 Antidisestablishmentarian Group: Moderators Posts: 5659 Joined: 22-October 04 From: Sandy Eggo Member No.: 8415 |
QUOTE(Matt @ Aug 11 2006, 08:32 AM) I was going to call you a fatso but as I was typing someone sent me an email so I switched over to read it real quick... oooo look boobies. Then I forgot what I was doing. Thanks for reminding me fatso. Now that's more like it! I'm fat. Yep, good one. --------------------   |
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Nov 17 2008, 10:48 AM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
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Nov 17 2008, 10:51 AM
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 Five cents, please. Group: TJNR Member Posts: 4079 Joined: 8-July 04 Member No.: 2129 |
This makes me miss drunk ryancook.
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Nov 17 2008, 10:52 AM
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 Rock out with my cock out! Group: The Commission Posts: 5508 Joined: 27-September 04 From: Tucson, Arizona Member No.: 7165 |
-------------------- "Women are useless...I want my rib back" -Divrekku
"You poor misguided sissy, get back to the road of manliness and stop being a queer." -Lokisimo 8_15_06 "Shut up beaner!" -Ivan to Lokisimo 12_15_06 "For the green card, hell yeah, with the time we could learn to love each other." - Ivan to RyanCook 1_8_07 Let me tell you something about 20 year olds...half of them are 16. - RyanCook Sig 2_4_07 "...and another completely average looking girls is worshiped as Aphrodite by the dumbasses at fubar" - Soapy 2_8_07 O.J: "Go, go gadget race-card!" - UncleMao 10_15_07 "Channel your inner-Britney and gimme gimme more." - bringthedoo 3_16_08 "And a caesarian scar! Way to preserve snatchlasticity!" - Sarcasmic 4_7_08 "The tampons are in aisle 5, ma'am." - UncleMao to SillySimon 4_13_09 "You think strippers and cam girls grow on fucking trees? Society needs this shit." - Bringthedoo 12_10_09 |
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Nov 17 2008, 11:19 AM
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I'm 17, bitches. Group: Moderators Posts: 14859 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Santa Catalina Member No.: 115 |
QUOTE(Megan @ Nov 17 2008, 10:51 AM) This makes me miss drunk ryancook. i'm not -------------------- |
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Nov 17 2008, 12:34 PM
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Stupid Fucking Newbie Group: The Commission Posts: 12795 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
I was talking to Matt yesterday.
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Nov 17 2008, 12:57 PM
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Palin is still an Idiot Group: The Commission Posts: 11488 Joined: 20-June 04 From: Left of right Member No.: 1108 |
QUOTE(Father Ted @ Nov 17 2008, 08:34 AM) I was talking to Matt yesterday. Is he still 300 lbs? -------------------- Stupid Dex 2005: he might up and sell the site to disney for all we know
Stupid Dex 2005: we could call you Donald Zot DrGnFYRESPC34: You're the Notorious Z.O.T TweekerChickQC: and this, Zot, is why you are one of my favorite people ever djboysk: because youre the international zot of mystery Matt:They should be zotomized d8tabyte: my dick just single handedly landed me a date with a super hot 20 yr old girl. DrGnFYRESPC34: i will ban them both and then go masturbate |
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Nov 17 2008, 01:00 PM
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You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you.
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Nov 17 2008, 01:04 PM
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Palin is still an Idiot Group: The Commission Posts: 11488 Joined: 20-June 04 From: Left of right Member No.: 1108 |
Is he still 21 stone then?
-------------------- Stupid Dex 2005: he might up and sell the site to disney for all we know
Stupid Dex 2005: we could call you Donald Zot DrGnFYRESPC34: You're the Notorious Z.O.T TweekerChickQC: and this, Zot, is why you are one of my favorite people ever djboysk: because youre the international zot of mystery Matt:They should be zotomized d8tabyte: my dick just single handedly landed me a date with a super hot 20 yr old girl. DrGnFYRESPC34: i will ban them both and then go masturbate |
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Nov 17 2008, 01:30 PM
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Stupid Fucking Newbie Group: The Commission Posts: 12795 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
QUOTE(The Zot @ Nov 17 2008, 07:04 PM) Is he still 21 stone then? And the rest. Spends all day lying in front of his computer like a beached whale. -------------------- WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Nov 17 2008, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM) You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you. Well, how much does the feckin' stone weigh then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) -------------------- QUOTE(UncleMao @ Jul 19 2009, 06:06 PM) TJNR: Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows you're lame. QUOTE(Father Ted @ Nov 11 2009, 06:53 AM) I am firmly fixed and grabbing at this opportunity. |
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Nov 17 2008, 02:53 PM
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QUOTE(sillysimon @ Nov 17 2008, 11:47 AM) QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM) You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you. Well, how much does the feckin' stone weigh then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) 14 pounds. |
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Nov 17 2008, 03:25 PM
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11 of 12 Group: Grumpy Auld Bastards Posts: 2394 Joined: 21-May 08 From: Spaced City, Texas Member No.: 103617 |
QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 01:53 PM) QUOTE(sillysimon @ Nov 17 2008, 11:47 AM) QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM) You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you. Well, how much does the feckin' stone weigh then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) 14 pounds. 540 posts in... and I'm finally getting a straight answer from you? and in a Fight Club thread no less??? HAWT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) Anything else you want to tell me about your stones? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) This post has been edited by sillysimon: Nov 17 2008, 03:26 PM -------------------- QUOTE(UncleMao @ Jul 19 2009, 06:06 PM) TJNR: Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows you're lame. QUOTE(Father Ted @ Nov 11 2009, 06:53 AM) I am firmly fixed and grabbing at this opportunity. |
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Nov 17 2008, 03:32 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 11298 Joined: 7-February 05 From: Hell-A Member No.: 25599 |
QUOTE(sillysimon @ Nov 17 2008, 12:25 PM) QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 01:53 PM) QUOTE(sillysimon @ Nov 17 2008, 11:47 AM) QUOTE(Dean @ Nov 17 2008, 12:00 PM) You have to talk "stones" when you speak with Ted about weight or he won't understand you. Well, how much does the feckin' stone weigh then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) 14 pounds. 540 posts in... and I'm finally getting a straight answer from you? and in a Fight Club thread no less??? HAWT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) Anything else you want to tell me about your stones? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) Only that, like Matt, I have too many of them. |
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Nov 17 2008, 04:49 PM
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Stupid Fucking Newbie Group: The Commission Posts: 12795 Joined: 26-July 04 From: Belfast \ Oslo Member No.: 2920 |
Update: [22:40:54] Ted says: we're talking about you in the fight club! hahahahahahaa [22:45:12] Matt says: oh shit [22:45:16] Matt says: good I hope [22:45:33] Ted says: wondering if you're still a 300 pound fat fuck [22:45:40] Ted says: ....and the rest [22:45:41] Matt says: hehe [22:45:54] Matt says: Tell em I said to kiss my fat dick -------------------- WALL TO WALL BASTARDS! AN ECUMENICAL MATTER ELOCUTION! KNICKERS! QUOTE(Clarissa @ Apr 10 2006, 10:56 PM) You're hotter than Sam you hot Irish hunk you. |
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Nov 17 2008, 05:12 PM
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Praise The Lord™ Group: Lurker Moderator Posts: 9939 Joined: 29-August 04 From: Freehold Iowa Member No.: 4877 |
See what happens when I try to be all "responsible" and shit? Here I was working, minding my own business and I get called fuckable. And I'm NOT fuckable!!! It's just the medication I'm on. I hate you.
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