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#1 fishboy

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:03 PM

Greetings and salutations ya buncha Heathers. I'm 42, in Alaska, freezing my tits off. We clobber moose on a regular basis up here via vehicular homicide. Married. Looking for celeb love on my days off. Lurked here for many years on and off. I remember when the site looked totally different with hotties filling the banner and I thought the Web admin was a chick. Of course I thought she was hot too even though she may not have existed. So, the intro, is for me to gain entry to post some Amanda Seyfried from the last Big Love. I've got a schedule for the next 3 months that will allow me to become less Lurk and more Contrib. I'll prolly fail some on the post but intend to use Rapidshare for the vid clip and ImageVenue for the stills. I'm only here for the latest HQ celeb shots. For porn I go to Beerfarts. That's about. So, now I'll drop 'em and bend over.

#2 aez

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:04 PM

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#3 Megan

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:06 PM

You're old and a perv, you'll fit right in.

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#4 BDub

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:43 PM

Great, another seal fucker..
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#5 WD_40

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:54 PM

The value of my post here is equal to yours -- worthless.
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#6 Eric

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:03 PM

What the fuck purpose a 42 year old would have being here is beyond me. Pervert.

#7 ~vjay~

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:38 PM

Paragraphs?
You have none.

#8 Matt

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:41 PM

Do you know The Zot?

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#9 Xeno

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:49 PM

Heather? WTF is a Heather? Is that auld-speak?

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#10 bringthedoo

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:05 PM

Heather? WTF is a Heather? Is that auld-speak?


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#11 Smash

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:07 PM

Fuck I'm old...i knew what he meant...and bringthedoo has it right.

#12 Dean

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:15 PM

For porn I go to Beerfarts.

I look forward to your first ban for advertising and spamming.

#13 fishboy

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:28 PM

For porn I go to Beerfarts.

I look forward to your first ban for advertising and spamming.


I swear, and promise, to never spam. I will only upload the content I wish to share to a third party service and link accordingly. Correct, paragraphs I have none, I save them for non-web posts. As a matter of fact my normal conversational tone is a string of non-sequiter abstracts that keep me a social outcast. Only Zots I've ever known were wrapped in stringers and fizzed in the middle. If you know any seals I'm interested. The ones around here are all used up.

#14 Xeno

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:44 PM

Fuck I'm old...i knew what he meant...and bringthedoo has it right.

I was just hoping that wasn't what he meant. I just fail to see the connection... or revelance. Perhaps I expected to much.

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#15 Father Ted

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:54 PM

Welcome fellow auld Alaskan bastard.

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#16 fishboy

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:20 PM

Fuck I'm old...i knew what he meant...and bringthedoo has it right.

I was just hoping that wasn't what he meant. I just fail to see the connection... or revelance. Perhaps I expected to much.

In the movie; a memorable quote which I use far too often, "You'll never be a heather" seemed apropo to the intro/begging my way in. btw ~ I pooched my first contrib already.

#17 Dean

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:58 PM

btw ~ I pooched my first contrib already.

I saw that.

One the plus side, at least you contributed.

On the minus side, you suck at posting. I'll send you the Internet user guide.

#18 Smash

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:36 PM

Fuck I'm old...i knew what he meant...and bringthedoo has it right.

I was just hoping that wasn't what he meant. I just fail to see the connection... or revelance. Perhaps I expected to much.



I think he was calling us all girls as an insult.

#19 The Zot

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 12:52 AM

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erm...Ok...What part of Alaska, it's supposed to be a big place.

It also doesn't have women. There are only men here, hairy men who enjoy catching crabs, shooting princesses and fucking caribou


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#20 error404

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 01:25 AM

Speaking of Barbie, tell me you aren't valley trash

Show us your Barbie parts. And I don't mean the sexless part in your pants.
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