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#1 Ryanella

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:12 AM

I lost count of how many things are wrong with the following set of pictures. I've summed up just a few of them below. Photos courtesy of Don Chavez, commentary courtesy of me.

#1 - Slacker work-ethic.

Whoever hired her is not getting their money's worth. It seems as though she is spending most of her time posing, rather than working. I certainly hope she is not getting paid by the hour.

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#2 - Misusage of painter's tape.

Supplies cost money. The money this chick is wasting just standing around and posing is bad enough, but to take things a step further, now she is wasting a precious commodity for painters. The masking tape! It is to be applied to surfaces that you want to keep from being painted, but alas, she is wearing it.

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#3 - Unsafe use of company equipment.

OSHA would not approve. Once again, whoever hired her better take heed, and have a good insurance policy! The way she is dangerously dangling herself off the step ladder, and looking off balance is a huge liability. I wish she would just do what she was hired to do and stop taking risks!

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And, finally,
#4 - Inappropriate work attire.

Everyone wants to be comfortable at work. But, come on, there's got to be a line drawn. Bright colors, specifically red, can often show aggression, albeit, the blue can often come through as a sign of trustworthiness. From the photos we can't tell what day of the week it is, but unless it's casual Friday, or after hours (nights, weekend), then her attire could be seen as a huge faux pas.

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So what do you think? Even with all the negatives, do you see any positives coming from hiring this woman?

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#2 Thalia

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:42 AM

The look on her face when she rips the masking tape off her own nipples?
You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

#3 UncleMao

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:53 AM

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:56 AM

Horrible boob job implies lack of self esteem which could lead to lower productivity rates?
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:08 AM

I vote Ryan for front page!

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:11 AM

"Would you hire this girl?"

The question I'd have to have answered in order to answer the question is... "Hire her to do... what?"

#7 Thalia

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:13 AM

"Would you hire this girl?"

The question I'd have to have answered in order to answer the question is... "Hire her to do... what?"


For some drilling, obviously!
You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 04:49 PM

Wait, she's a miner?
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:34 PM

Horrible boob job implies lack of self esteem which could lead to lower productivity rates?


horrible boob job? what the fuck are you looking at?
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#10 Artemis Entreri

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

Horrible boob job implies lack of self esteem which could lead to lower productivity rates?


horrible boob job? what the fuck are you looking at?


Those tits are fake. I'd have to feel to be sure, but they look like the rest of the fake ones I've felt.

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#11 Bison

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

You know nothing of Nazi's.

#12 Ryanella

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:29 PM

And you know nothing of tits.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 10:39 PM

I know they're fake, but why does that automatically make them horrible?


If you can touch them, they are real ;)
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#14 Ragnarok

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:01 PM

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Holy McRib sandwich Batman!
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Oatmeal is fucking clown shoes. People who eat it are dumb.


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#15 Joshwa

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 08:19 AM

You know nothing of Nazi's.


I would like Bison about 1000 times more if he was actually a Nazi. Wait, i would like anyone more if they were a Nazi, nm.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 02:13 PM

I would hire her. For about an hour.
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#17 Victor_Vega

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 09:58 PM

Horrible boob job implies lack of self esteem which could lead to lower productivity rates?


horrible boob job? what the fuck are you looking at?


Those tits are fake. I'd have to feel to be sure, but they look like the rest of the fake ones I've felt.

Fake tits are like Nazi's…


















Rigid and unforgiving.

I guess that makes you Robin Williams without the weird voices and the bad heart?

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#18 Matt

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:55 PM

This is much better than some silly lion video. Yay for boobs!

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#19 UncleMao

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 12:17 AM

Ryan could so become the new Justin.

If only he would just completely disregard the law.
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#20 Ryanella

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 04:31 PM

But I'm not yellow and wouldn't get away with it.

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