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#1 Matt

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:03 AM

Since there seems to be a heart-felt discussion in other threads I thought I would leave them alone and post the fucked up shit in a separate thread. If you don't want to see it or think this shit ain't funny. GTFO


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Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:19 AM

Q:What's the most popular drinking method at Virginia Tech?

A:Shots




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Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:43 AM

Q. How many South Koreans does it take to shoot 32 people?

A. One.


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#4 Dean

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:49 AM

Q: What was the most tragic thing about the Virginia Tech Massacre?
A: There were not more Virginians killed.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 10:49 AM

Q: Whats the South Pole have in common with Virginia Tech?

A: They're both -32.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 11:26 AM

Headline:

DoD/VT experts begin simulations of NK military action.

"We really might get our ass kicked" said one expert at VT.

DoD officials, however, say some results were very promising and are to begin using the simulation data to plan emergency strategy for dealing with N Korean threat.
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Posted 25 April 2007 - 12:37 PM

Q: Where did Seung-Hui Cho go to highschool?
A: Columbine

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 12:39 PM

Leave him alone, he probally just got tired of people asking him how to make chinese food all the time. :(































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Posted 25 April 2007 - 12:57 PM

Leave him alone, he probally just got tired of people asking him how to make chinese food all the time. :(


I suspect it would have been more along the line of "do you know kung fu?"
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Posted 25 April 2007 - 12:59 PM

"Hey Jackie Chan, can I have yoiur autograph?"

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#11 Matt

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 01:07 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Korean Exchange Student.
Korean Exchange Student Who?







POW

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 01:40 PM

nappy headed hos.

Why does this not go over as funny when I pull it out at the bar whilst sippin' some suds surrounded by my black brethren? I mean, c'mon - that just SCREAMS laughter. Instead, I get bullet-hole eyes searing through my brain and throbbing neck veins and girls pulling me saying "lover, you gots to get the fuck out of here now!!"

Ah, Tuesdays.


Oh, a joke:

What's the best thing about taking a teaching position at VT?
Sleeping with hot co-eds (if the # were high enough, I might risk taking a bullet).


Perhaps I missed the point? As in my joke wasn't funny and made no sense... or did I hit the point?

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#13 Matt

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 01:43 PM

Shut up rick, you drunk fucker.

On with the show...

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 02:50 PM

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#15 Dean

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 03:04 PM

Q: What's the last thing that went through the mind of 32 kids in Virginia on April 16th?

A: Seung-Hui Cho's bullets.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 07:49 PM

Q: Whats the South Pole have in common with Virginia Tech?

A: They're both -32.

Best one so far.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 08:11 PM

For bad taste we have this here (nsfw)

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 07:28 AM

Q: Whats the South Pole have in common with Virginia Tech?

A: They're both -32.

Best one so far.

Ditto... though I had to toss in the "How Many SK's to shoot 32" joke, because most peeps up here are not aware enough of the details to know the death count was 32. Yeah, we only care about ourselves and ski-doos. (I so want a new ski-doo).




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Posted 26 April 2007 - 09:51 AM

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 03:01 PM

Seung-Hui Cho vs. Napoleon Dynamite


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